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5 Mar 2019
I found my 200th issue of FHM magazine, published in August 2006. In it we did a feature on the 200 best celebrity quotes across those 200 issues. Here’s a few of my faves. The Vinnie Jones one made me spit Tropical Five Alive everywhere.
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Apr 11
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Apr 7
Today is a great day for Birmingham as passengers ride on the Camp Hill line for the first time in 80 years.
When I took over, the project was heavily delayed and over budget.
We got a grip, and the fantastic team worked around the clock to get delivered.
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Mar 19
Big Sam is currently at home in front of Midtjylland v Forest, reminding his agent his mobile sometimes plays up
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The UK should be collectively punished for you having posted this.
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Feb 12
I reckon if we try really hard we could squeeze a fifth manager in, this season. Start setting records that simply won’t get broken. #nffc
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Feb 10
Just a quick warning, fella at work reckons we’re going to lose gravity for 7 seconds on the 14th of August, resulting in 40 million deaths, doesn’t sound great tbh.
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14 Jun 2019
Look at this guy smash his own nuts by crossing his legs.
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26 Dec 2025
Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents
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5 Dec 2025
Sound mate, thanks for Narrowing it down
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2 Dec 2025
St James Park sounds like when we used to watch stadium football on telly during lockdown #NEWTOT
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28 Nov 2025
“WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW”
Americans are so funny.
28 Nov 2025
The future should look like the future
Robovan is 🤯
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27 Nov 2025
Two guys flagrantly breaking into a house in central Birmingham. Copper just walking right on by. Doesn’t want to know. Broken Britain.
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27 Nov 2025
I’d rather sneeze out my eyeballs and hurl bleach down the holes.
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