Just this week claims to being the MMP have included buying a £1,200 pram in the constituency, husband went to same school as Paul McCartney, got expelled from Rugby school and doing a week's work experience as an estate agent.
Where will we go next?
I am trying to find a
@bbc5live listener in every constituency.
The person with the best claim each day becomes the MMP (Member of Matt’s Parliament) with a certificate and a rosette.