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Joined October 2019
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The new Viz has a few bits by me in it - a strip in which Sid gets on a plane and (spoiler alert) ends up getting hoofed in the groin, plus an interview with the World’s Top Podcaster. Out today!
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I think it's time we put Viz on the National Curriculum.
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I’ve got a few bits in the new Viz, including a look at the first ever celebrity-staffed circus, and the employment adventures of Spawny Get. Out today!
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What’s the best example of an actor showing up for one small scene and completely stealing the entire movie?
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Not many people know this but the symbol on Nottingham Forest's badge is an outline of Martin O'Neil's hair from when he played there. Its often mistaken for a tree 🙄 #NottinghamForestFACTS @moneill31
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John Waters’ pre-Oscars anti-smoking ad. He just turned 80.
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Mobb Deep, Raekwon and Nas
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A vegetarian reading the menu in a French restaurant

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Bit of old Letterbocks action here that just resurfaced on Bluesky
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Only a small exaggeration
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babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter
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The new Viz has a few bits by me, including this clash of the OnlyFans, Scottish sophisti-pop and A.I. chess-playing titans. Out today!
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DOOM on the high seas
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john waters at the no kings rally in provincetown
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We’re willing to take risks for The Hunt For Ben Solo. Are you? #TheHuntForBenSolo #StarWars #BenSoloLives
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just laughed to myself thinking of this gag.
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Arteta thinks he’s Avon Barksdale
Saka got the easiest job in the world. Arteta tell him just go out there n win some corners
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When your mum sends you off to uni with 'something to keep you going':
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RIP Phife, the 5-foot assassin, the greatest #2 in rap history, the earthly balance to the abstract, more hits than the Braves and the Yankees. 10 years absent today.
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