Playwright & Mets fan, & those are the 2 things I tweet about the most. Read my plays here (it’s free): newplayexchange.org/users/48…
Joined April 2016
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I’m so very bad at self-promotion, but I have to reconcile that with my desire to see FANATICAL, my dark comedy play inspired by the darkest corners of #StarWars fandom, finally get produced & maybe sell more copies.
So apologies for the shill, but… 🤷♂️😬
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It’d be wild if Italian authorities arrested ICE the moment they landed in Milan. No charges. No hearings. Just shackled, put on a plane, dumped in a detention center in a country they’ve never been to, with social media clips to celebrate. I bet human rights would click fast.
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Lamb Of God's Randy Blythe: “Fuck the fascists. Do not comply”
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Jan 28
Release the Epstein files.
UNREDACTED.
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the thing about bruce springsteen is that he's always going to be on the right side of history
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Jan 27
People angry at this and is just spider-man fighting bad guys as usual xD
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Jan 28
Let me clear it up for you. Their dad is a prick so they are doing everything possible to rebel against him. Tale as old as time.
Jan 28
🚨 WOW:
Andy Kazmierczak the man who sprayed Ilhan Omar seems to have leftist kids.
Something doesn’t feel right about this.
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i miss when china had my data 💔
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RT @dietxcokewhore: ilhan omar hardly even hesitating to swing on that man who tried to run up on her tonight i know that's right
i love m…
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can we make robots that look like wall-e and not this demonic shit
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A sign in Minneapolis ✊🏽🇺🇸
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I expect their aim is to make up bogus evidence, to try and usurp State control over elections.
But:
1) We already established no evidence exists in his prior cases
2) It’s unconstitutional to ever replace state control on elections
Jan 28
FBI IS EXECUTING A SEARCH WARRANT AT A FULTON COUNTY ELECTION OFFICE IN GEORGIA RELATED TO 2020 ELECTION - LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL
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They are terrified of a scenario in which white supremacists are subjected to the horrors they subject Black people to
Jan 27
Why does seeing KKK members being shot upset certain people so much?
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It’s just nuts to me that senior DOJ officials are on social media all day shitposting and trolling. The unprofessionalism and psychosis is unfathomable to anyone who has ever worked for any DOJ agency - especially the posts about pending investigations and prosecutions.
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Jan 27
This happened 9 years ago. The cop who shot her was charged with murder. Let me know when that happens to an ICE agent.
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Black children around the world were watching Speed connect and show the beauty and intrigue of places that people tell them are dirty, disgusting and unworthy.
Representation like this is so important for kids to imagine themselves beyond the walls of whiteness.
Jan 27
IShowSpeed says his African tour genuinely changed his life, and he’s grateful to return to the motherland after traveling to 20 countries in 27 days
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CALL ME REPEATEDLY UNTIL I TWEET ABOUT IT AND I AM NOT JOKING
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If/when ol boy croaks in the middle of the night, do yall want somebody to call you and wake you up with the news, or do you wanna be pleasantly surprised when you awake in the morning?
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The US took over TikTok and destroyed it in one weekend
Maybe America should let Chinese companies come in and fix our roads & subways after all
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Wait, so Nicki Minaj's brother is a pedophile, and her husband is a sexual predator and abuser?
Well, it all makes sense now.
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