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hey @LastWeekTonight can we get a #andnowthis that just compiles all your one-liners decimating @TuckerCarlson? Pretty please?
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8 Jan 2021
If he can find 11,780 tweets, he can overturn the results of his ban.
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Has anyone described Philly so well before?
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TomJonze retweeted
4 Jun 2020
I might lose some followers with this but, the pizza cutter goes in the knife drawer not in the miscellaneous utensil drawer.
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TomJonze retweeted
5 Jun 2020
How about they fire every officer who failed to ‘serve and protect’ that man they shoved?
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5 Jun 2020
They should be fired, and prosecuted.
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5 Jun 2020
Lockwood should resign immediately. As well as whatever BPD official released that bullshit statement that he fell and tripped.
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Maybe he thinks starting a riot so he can quell a justified insurrection as “keeping people and property safe”. We want more proof. Logs, whereabouts, and most importantly hard evidence.
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Our officer? He's been working hard, keeping people and property safe, and protecting the right to peacefully assemble. It’s sad that people would post and share this untrue information, adding more confusion to an already painful time in our community.
What song did @Justin_Gaethje walk out to? What about @TonyFergusonXT? Some of the best walk out music I’ve heard by both of them!
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