I created my Twitter account at 01:15:27 PM PDT - Wed, Oct 05, 2011. Then I started writing funny tweets & money tweets. That’s still what I am doing. The end.
Joined October 2011
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- Followers 137,588
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24 Sep 2024
"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby."
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23 Sep 2024
"The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion."
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23 Sep 2024
"Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species."
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22 Sep 2024
"I handed my passport to the immigration officer, and he looked at it and looked at me and said, 'What are you?'"
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21 Sep 2024
"Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists."
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20 Sep 2024
"The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old."
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19 Sep 2024
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
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18 Sep 2024
"We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder."
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17 Sep 2024
"Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can."
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16 Sep 2024
"If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it."
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16 Sep 2024
"The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face."
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15 Sep 2024
"More business is lost every year through neglect than through any other cause."
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