Joined August 2012
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Allardyce in.
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Fucking hell! Someone’s lived a charmed life if she’s never seen a full bin before 😂
This, in prime central London (Mayfair) is beyond embarrassing. @CityWestminster GET A GRIP🤮
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Calm down Di Caprio 😂
12 Aug 2024
He’s 25?! Ffs. Cancel the deal.
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You’ve been complaining about the UK government shutting people down for spreading proven lies, which caused violence, but then talk about the importance of the truth. You’re a confusing guy. 🤷‍♂️
10 Aug 2024
Freedom of speech is the bedrock of democracy. If the truth is suppressed, it is impossible to make an informed voting decision. The degree to which freedom of speech is being undermined around the world is extremely alarming.
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Cue that fucking music @AlternativeMUFC 😂😂😂
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Just seen a bloke in Nottingham racially abusing a Black woman and her two primary school aged kids. Kids screaming in fear and running away from him while he follows shouting racist abuse etc. Luckily a police car was going past so I pointed him out for them to deal with.
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Just seen that we’ve lost Randall. His Kiss FM shows were what got me into Jungle, from there I got into DJing then into engineering which became a career. It all started from a Randall tape and completely shaped my life. His influence is immeasurable. The DJs DJ, RIP Randall.
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Every time I’ve worked with anyone famous it has always been other people saying things like ‘DO NOT talk to them’ or whatever and when the actual person turns up they have no idea that request has been made and are absolutely fine to work with. 🤷‍♂️
Replying to @DrewFonteiro
Then I get that one proverbial line that we’ve all heard so many times-- “DON’T LOOK HER IN THE EYES!” I wanted to roll mine, but I was keeping it even-keeled. I mean, I belonged there, right? Working includes eye contact.

ALT Rolling Eyes GIF

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Any United fan who can’t wrap their heads around a blue away kit clearly knows worryingly little about the history of the club. 1968 European Cup final, blue away kit. We’ve also had numerous famous blue away kits since then as well 🤷‍♂️
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Let the u10s choose their own shirt numbers for next season. The only number that more than one kid wanted so we had to make a compromise? The number 37. That’s how big Mainoo is already. Ended up giving one the 37 and the other 26 so they could both have his number.
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Do you know how much of a massive baby you have to be to think like this 😂
I stopped watching England because of this man and his woke virtue signalling and knee taking. I hope to start watching my national team again soon.
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Correct, they are. However, whenever one of them fails to score a penalty or makes a mistake their heritage is used against them. Also, I’ve seen countless accounts on here saying they shouldn’t be allowed to play for England. This attitude is fed by anti-immigration rhetoric.
I am an immigrant to the UK. I am not an illegal immigrant. Neither are these men. In fact, weren’t most of them born in the UK? Maybe all? How can these men be the same as illegal immigrants (whatever you think of illegals)? They are as British as any white Briton!
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Can we get this election over with so political parties stop spamming my email and letter box asking for money/votes. Someone nagging me multiple times per day to give them money for their campaign to get an £80,000 a year job with expenses on top is a quick way to annoy me.
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It’s funny when @AlternativeMUFC does it. Maybe think of your own thing and do that.
🚨NEW: Ralf Rangnick SLAMS The Glazers & the English media. He doesn't hold back in this interview! 👀
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Behave.
Manchester is and always will be BLUE 🩵
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Onana won’t give a shit because he’s holding a winner’s medal 🤷‍♂️
Onana won't want to see this again. Doku sneaks one in the near post ⚽️ The Manchester City winger has been electric since coming on ⚡️ #FACupFinal | #EmiratesFACup | #MCIMUN
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Hahahahahahahahahahagsha fuck off 😂
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Draw the Foul retweeted
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People have just discovered that sampling is a thing and now they’re upset about it 😂
Wow. Did Dr Dre ever do anything that was original? Sheesh.
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There are a worrying number of absolute wankers involved in kids #grassrootsfootball - the good ones doing it for the right reasons are completely lost in a sea of wannabe Guardiola types who use primary school children to boost their egos. Needs regulating somehow.
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Today’s complete wanker actually coaches at the same club my son plays for. Spent the (friendly) game shouting and berating 8 year olds then posted the results online bragging with photos of the children. Even encouraged reckless challenges during the game. Well done, they’re 8
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