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Participator of Tomfoofery @Tomfoolerous_

Anyone who reads this gets 3 inches on their sausage

Joined December 2022
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Join my discord server (please I am very desperate) discord.gg/2bUqghAfnh
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Aliqua Portio@aurelianist
May 7
The vatican is hiding big chungus
Catholic Arena
@CatholicArena
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There is an order of nuns in Spain who are currently going viral because they are saving a breed of GIANT rabbits from extinction
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Who are you and why did you like my post bro
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Braunbuxe@sturm_1848
Apr 26
Ganz im Ernst: Wenn bei einem Essen mit dem Präsidenten geschossen wird, bin ich nicht das Ziel.
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@YourAnonCentral
Apr 26
This guy didn't even flinch; he just kept eating as everyone was evacuated.
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8888888@1616gati
Apr 10
Replying to @VLONEPREDATOR
"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which"
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i like cars
@MemesOfCars
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When you actually accomplish something you set out to do, but you feel no joy, just exhaustion
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Myths and Stories 🔜 AC
@myths_and_stori
9 Dec 2025
to whoever keeps depositing their slime residue in the whimsical blue bolus toy, please stop it. the toys are for everyone, not just you. this is the fourth time this month we've had to call in the "silly sipper" to remove your goop. it doesn't actually cost anything, he does it for free. but between you and me, the silly sipper kinda creeps me out. something about that guilty look on his face, while he's slurping some stranger's goop... i'm not a fan of it. i'd rather not let him anywhere near the premises. (from ig @ iseseaparadise)
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Pelt@peltisan
8 Dec 2025
I’d take the fattest shit on Mickey so he knows there is no god to save him
yudaryan
@yudaryan17
6 Dec 2025
She chose mickey mouse for this week 💙
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Community note
DO NOT PUT TOYS OR BATH BOMBS IN TOILETS bodyandearth.shop/blogs/beauty-a…
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Isn't giving AI direct access to nuclear technology the inciting incident of the Terminator franchise?
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@AskPerplexity
24 Nov 2025
🚨The White House just launched the Genesis Mission — a Manhattan Project for AI The Department of Energy will build a national AI platform on top of U.S. supercomputers and federal science data, train scientific foundation models, and run AI agents robotic labs to automate experiments in biotech, critical materials, nuclear fission/fusion, space, quantum, and semiconductors. Let’s unpack what this order actually builds, and how it could rewire the AI, energy, and science landscape over the next decade:
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Twitter should add a publicly visible counter for how many people have blocked you so i know who the shitheads are.
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Do not trust any technology constructed with green hands
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Okay but I would absolutely download a car if that were a thing that were possible to do
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The Citadel has Fallen.
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Being the last person not to have a Neurolink in 2034
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RT @Jezebel: We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk jezebel.com/we-paid-some-ets…

We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk

Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

jezebel.com
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How the fuck does next day shipping work? Do they put that shit in a mortar and aim it at your house?
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Breaking: millions of Americans gather around to mourn Donald Trump's survival.
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Lunatic shooter with a nonsensical, self-contradictory ideology Right: another violent liberal extremist Left: another violent Nazi extremist And then they hate each other even more than before
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The most Democrat place in America vs the most Republican place in America
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