We don’t negotiate with terrorists

Joined April 2017
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8 May 2025
Gerard Healy labelling Daniel Hoyne “The smartest man in football” is an insult to the greats. Give me a premiership coach over a data monkey reading context-lacking Champion Data stats any day of the week.
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11 Mar 2025
AFL players take the piss posting Instagram photos with after a BOG performance
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11 Mar 2025
Exhibit A and B. Don’t even have a crack with the captions either, just so excited to get it on the gram
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Tom Tippa retweeted
Out Of Aflica boys after a strong debut run for R2R Racing 🐎🐎 @Tomtippa @cl_longy @nedddbinzzz @HarrySu58607091 @seamus4391 @CharlieMcKay17 @xandermcg9 @nazz28217347 @w_dixon5 @ArtyRush14 @nairn_charlie @Tim_Tips
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16 Dec 2023
Team Broc to get me over the line #fantasy 🥦

ALT Sf 49Ers Niners GIF by San Francisco 49ers

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2 Dec 2023
Honestly can’t go about my day without knowing the ending of Survivor #montenegrosurvivor #playingonmymind #joeysasnake
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Tom Tippa retweeted
Quiches #shit
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7 Oct 2023
No one here is a fan of an egg quiche?
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29 Sep 2023
Being an Uber driver you would hear some unbelievable stories
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3 Sep 2023
People who get offended by Betoota Advocate are cringe as
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10 Jun 2023
Hold my head high knowing I’ve never used London Town as a caption when posting a photo in London
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19 Nov 2022
When taking a piss at a pub there must be a ledge to rest your beer on.
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9 Nov 2022
There’s a whole lot of me time about people who run on the road
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31 Oct 2022
To the nerd who puts exams during the Melbourne Cup

ALT He Cant Keep Getting Away With It GIF

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14 Aug 2022
IF Cumbo went to the same school as us THEN we’d be best mates
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7 Aug 2022
Just witnessed Joey Ralph buffalo himself then proceed to neck the beer. Big Joes here for good.
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25 Jun 2022
Has anyone checked up on @swoopshim to make sure he’s alright ?
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14 Jun 2022
Best thing about Royal Ascot is that it’s not frowned upon to stay up until the early hours of the morning and punt midweek
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10 Jun 2022
Would love a way to hold Uber drivers accountable, need to swing the power back into the hands of the consumer
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