The Island-Wide Man.
Joined September 2020
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29 Jun 2022
All my previous writings about drugs may have given the impression I'm completely obsessed with just one harmless leaf. Absolutely wrong! Any debate about drugs must comprehensively address all drugs. And everything that isn't a drug too. And paid parking.
1 Oct 2020
Cannabis: It's the issue EVERY candidate has a view on. Time for me to come off the fence.
7 Sep 2021
Look at today's top two @BailiwickGsy news stories. Coincidence? I think not. The only explanation: Harvey is being groomed for a meteoric rise to total administrative power.
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7 Sep 2021
17 Sep 2020
It's time to tackle the big problems with bold action. And I am the big, bold Action Man.
29 Apr 2021
The top bid for the NFT of my first ever tweet stands at 120 Dogecoins. At an anticipated yield of 10,000% APR, by 2024 that'll be enough crypto to build a brand new 120-bed hospital.
29 Apr 2021
BREAKING: I'm working 24/7 with the States digital team to auction NFTs of Guernsey parliamentary U-turns. We've already had interest from Ukrainian property tycoons wanting to own the 16-day debate in which Environment lost their bid to charge for the use of kiosk toilets.
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28 Apr 2021
Delighted to announce that I'm in discussions with some very senior people to capitalise Guernsey's new cryptocurrency ENTIRELY using NFTs of my Twitter history.
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19 Apr 2021
I just wanted to make it absolutely clear that, like all decent Guernsey politicians, I have never used a pseudonym on social media, and would never condone doing so.
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12 Feb 2021
Another of my policies coming to fruition!
12 Feb 2021
Islanders design Valentine's cards and share online for frontline workers.
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26 Jan 2021
Great to see the States is FINALLY implementing one of my key election policies.
17 Sep 2020
It's time to tackle the big problems with bold action. And I am the big, bold Action Man.
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17 Oct 2020
Waking up for the first time under the reign of Olaf the Omnipotent, King of the Tomato-Heads. I must admit my political optimism has waned somewhat, but I'm willing to work together with him on my policies if ever the call comes.
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9 Oct 2020
Disaster, it was a clean sweep for the Tomato-Headed Lizard Party, thanks to all their negative campaigning about my Biro Tax! At least an old hand like me knows how to retire gracefully. That's democracy... so long, voters!
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8 Oct 2020
Policies that didn't make the main manifesto... 1: GPS tracking for all dogs so we can apportion the £10 annual dog tax to different parishes depending on where they typically... ahem...
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8 Oct 2020
6: Bring back Joey. In his annual self-memorial flight, he will bring Santa to Town each Christmas in a death defying landing on the Castle Breakwater.
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8 Oct 2020
Last but not least... 7: In a change to the States rules of procedure, each sitting will begin with a full 6 hours of Vedic chant.
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8 Oct 2020
FALSE ALARM. Turns out those things on the desks are actually fusion powered laser weapons. I thought for a heart stopping moment they were biros.
8 Oct 2020
Absolutely shocking, the election has been hijacked by ALIEN LIZARDS WITH TOMATOES FOR HEADS! @tothevale????!
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8 Oct 2020
Absolutely shocking, the election has been hijacked by ALIEN LIZARDS WITH TOMATOES FOR HEADS! @tothevale????!
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