Retired, Bridge Grandmaster, Canal Boats, Wine, Ancestry, Children's Hospice, Darts. Batty Brit. Special Needs teaching, Bristol City, Childline volunteer
Joined March 2009
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Generation gap
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Jun 15
A man walks into a bakers in Glasgow and says "is that an apple crumble or meringue?" The baker answers, "no you're not wrong, it's an apple crumble".
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Jun 15
The master of all he surveys
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Jun 14
Planning to start a second hand jewellery business. If you want to help give me a ring
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Jun 14
Hitchhiker
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Jun 13
I'm trying to learn how to play rugby but can't quite get there. Every time I think I've scored, the coach says "good try".
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Jun 13
Excited
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Jun 12
Friend of mine tried to finish a jigsaw and realised he’d accidentally swallowed part of it. He’s trying to find some inner piece.
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Jun 12
Helping paws
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Jun 11
A friend wants to cure his fear of trolls, but not quite yet. He'll cross that bridge when he comes to it.
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Jun 11
Spruce up
Clearly, this is not the first time he's done this 😅
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Jun 10
Saw a fire blanket the other day. Didn't understand it, I thought fires were hot already?
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Jun 10
Pals forever
They've been together all their lives; now he can't walk, but she continues to take care of him.
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Jun 8
A friend asked me if I had seen the film "Tractor". "No", I replied, "but I've seen the trailer".
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Jun 8
Love
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Jun 7
There's a photo of me writing a song for REM. That's me in the corner.
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Jun 7
A helping mouth
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Jun 5
I invented a new relish, and it's selling well. It's my main sauce of income.
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Jun 5
Friends reunited
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