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How your gf looks at you when you ask for head in the backrooms
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Frankenstein is the scariest monster because he’s Jewish
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14 Apr 2025
A black woman called me King on the elevator today. Do I get to say it now?
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12 Apr 2025
Babe Ruth the greatest baseball player of all time and his much less popular brother, Rape Buth
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Brian retweeted
30 Jan 2025
Heavy is the hand that holds the cup, much like heavy is the head that thinks about dave blunts.
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13 Jan 2025
The Substance? Yeah I think I saw that one time, it was lying around in my underpants
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27 Dec 2024
I’ve held my tongue long enough…
Having a grotesquely long torso has made buying shirts a waking nightmare
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17 Dec 2024
For those that are slow, this is clearly a fake bot account made by Indian people
17 Dec 2024
BRIAN WON #WINNING
GO BRIAN BUDDIES!
GET DAT PEDER PAL PUSSY PAYMENT
@TonySimprano , i am like so proud of you babe you made it !
#fishtanklive | #CKTANK | #fishtankdotlive
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Teaser for Episode 8 of "The Rez TKF Podcast" ft. Deputy Brian @TonySimprano
I'm adding some finishing touches to the episode so it will take another sleepless night or two to finish as I want it to be perfect for you all.
#fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #fishtankliveupdate
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23 Sep 2024
I need the next Despicable Me to be the minions getting a couple riding mowers and a trailer hitch and starting a landscaping business
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