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TooGooden18 @TooGooden18
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Since the Yankee have lifted their facial hair policy, here is an AI image of what Derek Jeter would look like with a beard.
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51st state wins!
TooGooden18@TooGooden18
21 Feb 2025
I have it on good authority that if Canada wins the 4 Nations Championship that President Trump will act swiftly to make Canada the 51st state so that the USA, in essence, wins the 4 Nations Championship either way.
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I have it on good authority that if Canada wins the 4 Nations Championship that President Trump will act swiftly to make Canada the 51st state so that the USA, in essence, wins the 4 Nations Championship either way.
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TooGooden18@TooGooden18
20 Feb 2025
Pete Alonso got in some infield work today on the back fields.
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The Mets released their Theme Game schedule yesterday.
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BREAKING: Elon Musk is threatening to take over the Mets and eliminate all DEI Events and Theme Games.
TooGooden18@TooGooden18
19 Feb 2025
In a clear act of defiance of President Trump and DOGE's DEI elimination, the Mets announced their 2025 DEI Theme Nights.
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The Mets have released their 2025 promotion schedule. It includes Drag Queen Story Hour and Big Gay Choir, as well as Ment Bashoona and Wuspoore Womer.
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In a clear act of defiance of President Trump and DOGE's DEI elimination, the Mets announced their 2025 DEI Theme Nights.
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I polled employees from all 32 MLB teams and they unanimously voted Juan Soto the worst free agent contract of the offseason. *Note the employees polled range from janitors to concession workers and even as high up as ticket sales reps.
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TooGooden18@TooGooden18
9 Feb 2025
NEWS: Elon Musk's DOGE has its sights set on cutting Mets spending. In an email obtained by the @NatlInquirer, a 20 year old hired from Discord has ordered Mets owner, Steve Cohen, to cease all spending. Payroll dump trades are likely & contract termination for players & staff.
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TooGooden18@TooGooden18
8 Feb 2025
Brandon Nimmo has told me he's working on a new batting stance focused on the far right of the batters box. He's calling it, Project 2025.
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Are people saying the score bug is too big?
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Shane@sbliss89
7 Feb 2025
Wow, they did a Jeopardy category about my friends
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The meeting between Cohen, Stearns, Boras & Alonso was supposed to take place at the Trop, but instead took place at Steinbrenner Field.
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I'm hearing that Pete Alonso will no longer wear number 20. He intends to wear number 44 during this phase of his Mets tenure.
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Yet again, look who had it first.
TooGooden18@TooGooden18
6 Feb 2025
NEWS: Superagent Scott Boras is working with Billionaire Elon Musk to direct former federal employee's salaries to Pete Alonso to make up for the money lost by overplaying his hand in free agency. This would then allow the Mets to sign Alonso for pennies on the dollar.
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NEWS: Superagent Scott Boras is working with Billionaire Elon Musk to direct former federal employee's salaries to Pete Alonso to make up for the money lost by overplaying his hand in free agency. This would then allow the Mets to sign Alonso for pennies on the dollar.
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