LA Kings opinions & other things NHL. Sometimes Iβm trolling, sometimes Iβm serious. Have fun figuring out which is which.
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Jack Hughes leaning in to emphasize to all the weird ass puck bunnies that he doesnβt give a single solitary fuck about your tears is golden
Feb 24
πΊπΈ Matthew Tkachuk gives his gold
Medal to President Trump, to try on!
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A new bench boss in Toronto π
The @MapleLeafs have hired Jim Hiller, who served as an assistant coach with the team from 2015-19, as their new head coach!
ALT Top: Text on a blue and black background reading \"Hired. Head Coach\"\n\nMiddle: Jim Hiller in a suit.\n\nBottom: Text on a white and black background reading \"Jim Hiller. Toronto Maple Leafs\"
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John Hoven: Don't be surprised if you see Vladislav Gavrikov back in Los Angeles this summer - Hot Stove (6/15)
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Elliotte Friedman: There's a lot of noise around Connor Hellebuyck - 32 Thoughts (6/15)
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Jun 15
An emotional hug for momβ¦before the Staal brothers storm the scene.
Fantastic moment for a great leader, Jordan Staal.
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Carolina claims goaltender Brandon Bussi off waivers from Florida.
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Jun 15
Mitch Marner rejected a trade to the team that is about to beat him in the Stanley Cup Final
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This was from our season preview episode in September btw.
It was indeed the year for @Canes
#SoundTheSiren
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Taylor Hall now has a Stanley cup clinching goal
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Nah those away kits are atrocious
Jun 15
Me to me:
Me: You don't need to justify yourself to these people
Me: The Black shoulders look better with the equipment because they help balance the gloves and pants
Me: Don't post this
Me: I'm posting it
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Jun 15
Vegas fan in front of me just asked if it was our first time in the playoffs
Incredible
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Blue bags up.
Japan 2, Netherlands 2 β an absolute thriller in Arlington. And then the real show started.
The Japanese end pulls out thousands of bright blue bags. First they wave them like flags, bouncing and chanting until the whole section is one giant wall of blue. Then β same bags, new mission. They fan out across the stands and scoop up every bottle, wrapper and cup till the seats look brand new.
And who's right in the middle of it, grinning with a bag in his hand? Jameis Winston. Giants QB. Heisman winner. Out there cleaning up with the Samurai Blue like it's the best gig of his summer.
No chore. No lecture. Just a party that cleans up after itself.
Best fans on the planet. π―π΅π
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The top ring of teams gets removed and flattened to be put on a wall in the hockey hall of fame and then they add a blank ring on the bottom of the cup to add the newest winner and future winners, this process goes on until the end of time. Two rings have been removed so far, the first one was in 2006 and the second one was removed in 2018, the next one will be removed in 2030.
Jun 14
I have a genuine questionβ¦wonβt they eventually run out of space? What happens then?
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Every Knicks fan should be stoned to death with the way theyβre acting after their team WON in the finals. Your team fucking won and youβre tearing down your own city? Smart stuff
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Imagine LA gave a fuck about their hockey team. This shit would be so loud
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Generational tweet, has everything you need for an all time classic
Jun 14
IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON
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Agree. The black is terrible.
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Jun 13
Hey @Canes um, can these Covid cancellation tickets be exchanged for a pair to the G6 watch party π«£
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Itβs so good
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