I TOOK MY WIFE SOMEWHERE SHE NEVER EXPECTED
My wife has a PhD in b@shing car. I don't know if I'm the only one experiencing this or it's a thing with most women.
If she drives to town and come back, you must see a new dent. But she will always be like "I was on my own jeje when one man came to h!t me"... Lori iro!
Sometimes, she will deny totally that it was not when she dr∅ve the car that it got the dent. She can even say I should ask my side chics that I used to give lift 😭
I'll keep quiet, carry car and go and fix it. Sometimes, I may spend the whole day in the mechanic shop.
Once I bring it back, madam will carry it and go and do as she used to do again.
If I talk, she will say me I should take my key now. It's car that I have, I'm not God. She will even say because I refused to buy a separate one for her, that's why I'm always noticing everything.
I thought of what I could do to stop her from driving like a b@nd!t 🤣😂
3 weeks ago, on a Saturday morning, very early around 8a.m, I told her, baby dress up, let me take you out.
She rushed and bathe, and sprayed perfume, and said let's go.
We passed all the places we usually go to relax, so she was wondering where we were going. She asked...
Wify: Babe, we've passed where we used to go and chill oo. Where are we going?
Me: Don't worry, I just discovered a new joint in town. You will looooove it!
I could see the excitement, the joy on her face.
I drove her straight to the mechanic shop...
Wify: Babe, what are we doing here?
Me: Oh, sorry dear. I just want the mechanic to quickly fix the small dent. It doesn't take long oo. Before you know it, he has finished. Once he's done like this, we'll go and chup life.
Wifey: Okay oo. No problem.
I excused the mechanic and planned with him to waste time very well!
Then I told my wife that my boss asked me to go and attend to an emergency, so, she should help me stay with the car. I promised not to take long.
That was how I left madam with car oo.
1 hour, 2 hours, 4 hours, 6 hours....
She called and called, I kept telling her I would soon finish.
I got there around 4pm and saw her looking very angry. She come swell up like bread wey dem soak inside tea 🤣😂
I started begging her oo... Oh my baby, I'm sorry. It was my boss that delayed oo. I even called mechanic to comman join me to beg her 🤣🤣
And I shouted at the mechanic for wasting my queen's precious time0😛😜
Well, time was already approaching 5pm, so, I asked her...
Me: Babe, can we go to where we wanted to go now?
Wifey: By this time? Noo. I'm tired please, just take me home, let me go and rest. All my body is paining me.
In my mind, I said "Thank you, Jesus" 😛😜
That was how we came back home quietly.
I promised her that we'd go out when next I have chance 😜
Ladies and gentlemen, here's the sweet part of the gist...my wife has driven for good three weeks now, even small bash like this, she did not bash. No new dent on the car.
As we were going out today, I asked her to drive.
One keke man was just following her closely. She lowered the glass and brought out her head and shouted "Oga, no bash me oo"
I said "Bravo! This is the woman I married"
Now, I have realized that sometimes, the way to make women adjust is not to keep doing gentleman. Just use wisdom with a little touch of egusi for egusi.
Now that she has seen how stressful it is in mechanic's shop, she don calm down by herself.
Please, nobody should tag my wife to this post, I'm not feeling fine 🙄
OBINRIN BURU O!
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