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Isaiah Micheal $XAGE retweeted
Man no fit shout.
E don talk him own.
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Isaiah Micheal $XAGE retweeted
Jun 15
I'm not even going to address this from the angle of a host. Na host get him house. If they dont want you doing anything, no wahala.
My own question is, how are you comfortably useless as a guest? It is not like you are making yourself useful and they keep stopping you everytime. You just choose to relax and be useless. God forbid una
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Omo if you explain Nigeria to someone and the person understands am,that means you did a terrible job with the explanation ๐๐๐ coz what the fuck ๐
Jun 14
American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?
Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.
American: Oh. What did he say?
Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book
American: ...The law of love?
Nigerian: I guess
American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?
Nigerian: Hmm... at times.
American: What do you mean "at times"?
Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.
American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?
Nigerian: Mm... nah.
American: What do you mean "nah"?
Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.
American: Hold on. The prodigal son?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?
Nigerian: Something like that.
American: So you guys aren't doing anything?
Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.
American: Okay. What are you doing?
Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.
American: You're... rehabilitating them?
Nigerian: Yes.
American: Not prosecuting them?
Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.
American: WTF WTF WTF
Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry
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Isaiah Micheal $XAGE retweeted
Jun 11
If 100k touch your hand now, whatโs your first move??
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Isaiah Micheal $XAGE retweeted
Jun 11
Let's give out this old Iphone in the spirit of the world cup.
Repost and drop "NEED"
il credit random replies that has no likes in 72hrs
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Isaiah Micheal $XAGE retweeted
Jun 11
Tag someone to gift you 10k for dinner you might be lucky this evening ๐
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I need financial aid and a referral for my work ๐
Jun 11
Quote this tweet with what you need right now.
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Isaiah Micheal $XAGE retweeted
Jun 10
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Join waitlist below๐
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Most highly weapon used by this politician nah hunger โ
so when they come with 2k or more with 2 congo of rice,most people will them as a savior, forgetting that they're the one that put them in that hunger situation
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Isaiah Micheal $XAGE retweeted
Jun 10
What is funny?
Jun 8
This man said he wonโt date any lady earning less than 500k monthly๐๐ญ
He earns 1.5M btw
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Isaiah Micheal $XAGE retweeted
Jun 9
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Isaiah Micheal $XAGE retweeted
Jun 10
Tag someone to gift you 10k for breakfast this morning you might be lucky
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Definitely sir
Good morning sir
Beautiful morning everyone.
Wishing you a joyful, productive, and peaceful week ahead. Stay positive, stay focused, and keep believing, great things can happen at any moment.
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Isaiah Micheal $XAGE retweeted
Jun 8
If you want to buy gas, please make sure that you go with a broom alongside your cylinder.
You'd be given a 50% discount.
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I'm a painter ๐จ๐๏ธ screeder and a plumber kindly DM and let's deal ๐ค and I will surely deliver the best services ๐ฏ๐ฏ
Don't be shy of your hustle. what do you do to make money? Retweet and comment or quote.
Someone might need your service this week.
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Isaiah Micheal $XAGE retweeted
E go enter for us today ๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ
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Kindly contact for your house &office painting ๐จ๐๏ธ screeding wallpaper wall panel and window blinds
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Isaiah Micheal $XAGE retweeted
Lots of money will come your way this week & all your hard work will lead to progress.
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Isaiah Micheal $XAGE retweeted
Jun 8
Children are in the bushes.
Poverty is hitting almost every home hard.
People are being kidnapped almost on a daily.
But a politician and "mother of the nation" is distributing new cars and busses to her political associates in a celebratory style.
Lack of empathy.
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