Student of the mind and body.
Joined July 2012
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3 Jan 2023
That's not a very kühl thing to do
3 Jan 2023
UFC President Dana White slapped his wife 2 times during altercation on New Years Eve.
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1 Jan 2023
to ease processing demands & power requirements, I have reduced my New Year's resolution to 640x480
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15 Dec 2022
rugby.
15 Dec 2022
I still need an explanation for this
Community note
This video clip begins *after* an illegal forward pass by Western Michigan. The play did not count and Ball State was the winner of the game.
si.com/college/2020/1…
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6 Oct 2022
if you REALLY want to protect your woman from getting hit by a car, you would keep her in the basement. And NEVER open the door.
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13 Sep 2022
better yet, call it "Wub"
letters should start with the letter that they are.
12 Sep 2022
Normalize saying "dub" (instead of "double-yoo") as the name of the letter W.
All letters deserve a one-syllable name.
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12 Sep 2022
Learn to sprint and you'll never lose a fight in your life. And you'll have amazing glutes.
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6 Jun 2022
yes, definitely avoid those debaucherous places where older men wearing jewelry and bathrobes hand out wine disguised as blood-
oh wait
6 Jun 2022
Take your children to CHURCH, not drag bars.
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1 Apr 2022
.@CrossFitGames heyyy, are y'all gonna address the MASSIVE leaderboard errors with the shuttle sprint Q.F. event??
there's likely hundreds (maybe 1000's?) of ppl who counted wrong and only did half the reps.
related: I need 200 points... help me out bruh
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14 Mar 2022
Vladimir Putin may rescind McDonalds patents to prevent closures.
He also placed Russia's FSB head of intelligence under house arrest.
These may be the world's biggest "let me see the manager" and "go to your room"
bro really went from Kremlin to Karen
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19 Mar 2021
The @CrossFitGames Open workout 21.2 is just like life:
You feel ok through the round of 10s, 20s, and 30s,
But then you hit 40 and it's all downhill there.
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Lucas Parker retweeted
19 Feb 2021
Today I Learned:
That Ronaldinho is not simply a Wario like alter ego for Cristiano Ronaldo.
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7 Feb 2021
As a Canadian, I hope the Super Bowl ends in a tie. The red team and the white team both worked so hard all year and they're such nice boys.
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Lucas Parker retweeted
1 Feb 2021
Mackerel Mentality
A constant quest for striped pelagic fish with forked tails and high omega-3 levels
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Lucas Parker retweeted
1 Feb 2021
Marco Mentality: A constant quest to find Polo.
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28 Jan 2021
Mamba Mentality:
A constant quest to be the best version of oneself.
Mambo No. 5 Mentality:
A constant quest for Angela, Pamela, Sandra, and Rita.
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1 Feb 2021
Macro Mentality:
A constant quest for Protein, Carbohydrates, and Fat.
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