Former Competitive @SplatoonJP @SplatoonNA Player | depressed bay area fan | aspiring artist | good things to come

Joined July 2018
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14 Aug 2025
Idk how to promote this or put it out there, but I started making music recently and it can be found in both of these places⬇️ youtube.com/@madfederal soundcloud.com/madfederal If anybody takes time out of their day to check it out, it is greatly appreciated!
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Jun 14
Such a good finals
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Jun 14
yo nobody is making their freethrows LOL
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Jun 14
Finally got it
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Knicks comeback so hype it’s tearing niggas Achilles😭😭😭😭
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We deadass just watched basketball 28-3
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Jun 11
The Kings fan in me feels really bad on Fox's behalf, this is NOT the same player I watched in 2023
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Craziest sports high I've gotten in a long time and I didn't even have a horse in the race, truly generational
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Jun 11
I know they feel REAL good winning that game after this happened 😭
Nah Wemby got the Mitchell Robinson acting out of character 😂
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OG Anunoby one of my favorite players in the league, what a dawg
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Jun 11
WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WITNESS LMAOOOOOO
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Son it's almost halftime and they're shooting 65% from the field 😭😭
Jun 11
Yo this Spurs magnet ball is crazy bro LMAO
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Jun 11
Yo this Spurs magnet ball is crazy bro LMAO
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Jun 10
Casey Schmitt, JHL and Bryce Eldridge are carrying the absolute hell out of this Giants season
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Jun 10
BRYCE ELDRIDGE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME???!
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announcing DOOMED! my new album with @KennySegal the first single, Unfinished Concrete Initials feat Hemlock Ernst is out now preorders for vinyl, casette and CD are live out 8/14 via @BackwoodzHipHop openmikeeagle.bandcamp.com/a…
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NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOUR NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY KIND OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW.
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Just realized im older than Dylan Harper, where did it all go wrong...
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4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan: 1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese 2. Be a Temu parachute tester 3 Stick my D&@k In a blender 4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella Yall are some Losers
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