Comics Unleashed. Conan. Adult Swim. Comedy Central special The Intellectual Shocker on YouTube. Order Ran Through below. FMA w/ ASW pod every week-ish.
Joined February 2009
- Tweets 16,678
- Following 2,927
- Followers 19,898
- Likes 155,292
1,333 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
9 Oct 2025
I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.
317
7,818
180,956
3,320,004
Allen Strickland Williams retweeted
There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.
9
340
8,825
151,399
It’s OK to love Los Angeles.
It's OK to love America.
1
29
1,187
Meanwhile…in Boston…
2
263
Allen Strickland Williams retweeted
Somebody take Mikal’s phone
986
6,950
109,691
3,212,081
UFC at the White House is perfect because what is life in America if not a bloody fight that ends with severe brain damage?
9
572
I don't like how critical of January Jones some people are. That's the homegirl.
2
1
17
1,189
Had to deal with a flooding bathroom this afternoon. Not exactly how I hoped I'd spend my Flag Day...
2
335
Allen Strickland Williams retweeted
My x twitter
My jovi bon
My wanted dead or alive
My Knicks in five
1
3
57
1,897
It's so funny the only game the Knicks lost in the Finals was the one Trump attended.
5
422
Allen Strickland Williams retweeted
Jun 14
Well well well look who’s still stuck on the ground.
Jun 1
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.
Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
7
10
273
8,216
Allen Strickland Williams retweeted
Jun 14
Grover call me. Knicks are champions
1
5
24
1,657
Allen Strickland Williams retweeted
Jun 14
Jalen Brunson, espousing Gramsci’s “pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will”, brings a championship to socialist New York City
Jun 11
"You're allowed to think about the worst case scenario, but you gotta do something about it"
23
2,557
22,060
548,347
Allen Strickland Williams retweeted
Jun 13
We’re the only Americans in this Edinburgh bar, and the live musician started playing Country Roads, and at least half the people there turned to me and my wife like this
83
788
36,257
334,130
Allen Strickland Williams retweeted
when the knicks won everyone yelled and my cat threw up
3
97
3,677
37,705
Allen Strickland Williams retweeted
22
1,872
18,678
241,168
Allen Strickland Williams retweeted
Jun 14
spurs just need to go up by 29 and the knicks will have them right where they want them
2
6
181
5,748
Allen Strickland Williams retweeted
Jun 13
The term "ex situationship" has no gravitas, it demures, it sanitizes, and it is false. Try "the shordty that broke me" instead.
5
117
1,528
49,731
why is spielberg directing disclosure day in the backrooms
8
684
Allen Strickland Williams retweeted
Need the Jags to pull up like this at the AFC championship game next season
8
88
848
69,809