Joined November 2022
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UFC should do a “Field of Dreams” type special where it’s just a backyard in Riverside, CA.
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This is how I found out Octopi are Black
Scientists discovered that octopuses sometimes punch fish for seemingly no reason at all
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My greatest fear is that I might have dislocated my shoulder once and never realized and I’ve just been walking around like an idiot for years.
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I text all these videos to my fat friend and ask if he’d fuck with it
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Ferrari’s problem is they try so hard not to make their SUVs look like SUVs
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Bruh, can’t believe the cloned Bezos too. When will this stop?!
Jeff Bezos: "If I do my job right, the value to society and civilization from my for-profit companies will be much, much larger than the good that I do with my charitable giving."
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Getting paid $38 an hour to make sure the Teams circle stays green on my desktop.
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Yo no habla espanol but yo comprende. Jajaja 🤭
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They’re making me commit seppuku at work today for continually asking the wrong type of questions.
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Manufacturing is just adult daycare
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Rolling Stones if they existed before the invention of technicolor: “I see a gray door and I want it painted black”
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