I only speak in Fighting Words.

Joined April 2009
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Justin is such a warrior his strategy was just "Hit hard" and Ilya could have won a decision just by cruising through the 5th, instead he quit on the fucking stool. #ufcwhitehouse
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Imagine being unable to enjoy America's 250th anniversary because you hate the president and his voters.
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europeans- “im kinda nervous to go to the US for the world cup bc of the gun culture and stuff” europeans 30 minutes after landing-

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Zoom in as much as you want there is not one speck of seasoning on this
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Alright alright - you aren’t happy with the barns. I think we can all agree a classic British roast dinner is good though right?
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Course we are. We have similarities in food, would feel at home in each other's rolling hills and climate, and would both describe our relationship with Brits as "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer." 🤣🤣
Every Scottish person in America needs to immediately try Chicken Fried Steak, and you’ll realise we and the Americans are kindred spirits
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I hate that some Gen Xers have fallen so far off the tech tree they can't understand why a business would offer you a lower price if you are willing to forego human interaction and thereby eliminate a huge chunk of their costs.
Love Popeyes chicken but I am am having a hard time understanding some practices they and other restaurants do today. I recently looked on line and seen they had a 9 piece family meal for $20.00 which included a side and four biscuits, which is a pretty good deal today. When I got to the drive up window menu board all that was offered close to that was an 8 piece meal for $28.99. I asked the worker and was informed that the $20.00 9 piece meal had to be ordered on the mobile app. So I had to pull out of line and order the 9 piece meal on my phone and then get back in line to get my order. My question is why is it necessary to order on the mobile app to get this deal and others like it. Same restaurant, same chicken, just makes no sense to me. Why do restaurants do this?
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Let’s go…
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Opinion: SpaceX IPO makes Elon Musk the first trillionaire. Here’s how to properly hate him theglobeandmail.com/business…
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Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania
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Because the 33rd paid for their defense and stability. #lb
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Whereupon we should endeavor to make the EU nations (plus UK are they still in it or what) States # 51 through like 87 or however many stupid little "countries" they have. But not like full states, lesser ones with just an American governor and 1 speech per year in Congress.
I have decided on a solution to the European problem. They are obviously not fit for self-governance, thus resulting in a permanent state of extreme poverty and a lack of air conditioning so severe that we are tempted to simply let the place collapse. On the other hand, Europe has some beautiful cities and ancient culture that is worth preserving if for no other reason than we enjoy visiting. So what we need is a grand compromise wherein we permit Europe to continue to exist, but in return, we improve things and become a responsible, kind, benevolent despot. I call it THE JARVIS PLAN.
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To any foreigners in the USA for World Cup: If you're in Western NY I'm happy to share a place to crash & some American cultural classics, including: - classic car ride - above ground pool - ridiculously huge RV - grilling - fireworks - if timing is right, tractor pulls DM me.
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My guy is up trying to get rid of the McDs
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The British are in shambles that Europeans are learning this week that America is superior to the UK (England, Ireland, Scotland, and Whales) in every conceivable way
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Soccer tourists experiencing basic American services and amenities for the first time
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DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭
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This World Cup is going to unite Americans. Not over soccer, we don't give a shit by and large. Over pride of foreigners discovering we are still in many ways we take for granted.
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Indiana is exactly how I dreamed America would be Small towns, wide open spaces, cornfields, barns, cute houses, diners, water towers, friendly people, great food, American flags everywhere, and so much more! Time for the next part of this adventure Thank you Indiana!
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Spain is experiencing Chattanooga, TN. Argentina is in Auburn, Alabama. Germans are eating Waffle House. Brits are still complaining. This World Cup has been amazing and it hasn’t even started yet.
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Brits in England: “This is the worst world cup ever!” Germans driving a Mustang through Georgia with the top down to a game: “🎶AND I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE!!!🎶”
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