borsetshire's premier it girl ๐Ÿ’‹ not actually married to jazzer, for reasons ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ’ x

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am i the only one hoping that phoebe and pip get eaten by a wolf introduced as part of their sodding re-wilding project ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ #thearchers
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Literally scarred for life after those scenes between Fallon & Harrison this week ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ #TheArchers
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Alice: I despise you, but you need to get away from Harry right now. Change your phone number. Better yet, leave Ambridge! But run away. #TheArchers PS - More Miranda please! ๐Ÿ˜
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I bloody well love Jakob. That's it, that's all I have to say. #TheArchers
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On the one hand, Natasha is an annoying idiot. On the other hand, she may be inadvertently encouraging Helen to leave Ambridge ๐Ÿค” It's so difficult to know whose side to be on! #TheArchers
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Surely Ian would have seen kitchen designs and progress before they needed the work signing off? ๐Ÿค” (Yes, I am a little bit behind on episodes ๐Ÿ˜ฌ) #TheArchers
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Pat really is atrocious, isn't she? Also, Emma saying "Or maybe it's just an owl" is my current favourite thing ๐Ÿ˜‚ #TheArchers
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People who are currently annoying me: Pip Helen Me (wtf?) Pip, again, just to be sure #TheArchers
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Still not actually married, then ๐Ÿ˜ฌ #TheArchers
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"A pushy Tracy Horrobin"? ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ #TheArchers
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Rylan sounds ... nice? #TheArchers
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Lillian and Adil ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’” #TheArchers
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Yes, yes, Jazzer is poorly and we're going to be even poorer, but can we talk about how excellent Leonard and Eddie were ๐Ÿคฃ #TheArchers
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oh, so THAT'S what my password is! *waves hello*
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i do love my kids, but that proposal storyline was bonkers ๐Ÿ˜‚ #thearchers

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Thanks for phoning Ruth, I really do appreciate it. Please, for the love of god, don't cook for us or bring any burnt pizza round for us though ๐Ÿ‘ #thearchers
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yes, alistair! give that nasty martin gibson what for ๐Ÿค— #thearchers
enjoying alistair's ken dodd/tickling sticks reference ๐Ÿคญ #thearchers (yes, i'm a little behind, life has been a bit hectic recently ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜ฌ)
listening to lee and helen in a sex pond is a definite low point ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ #thearchers
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i'm glad they gave me a job and everything but i'd happily sacrifice the job if kenton and jolene really would leave ambridge ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿคž #thearchers
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joy is getting a sex pond ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ #thearchers
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