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Jun 3
Options are complicated.
Margin is expensive.
Indexes futures are broad.
There’s a different way to access leverage.
Perpetual futures through Alpha.
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Jun 12
Everybody was watching $SPCX this week, but 3 companies worth watching reported this week.
All 3 beat. And all three are in the red.
Earnings have proven it isn't the report, its the call.
This was the week the market started asking who pays for the AI buildout. 🧵
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Jun 12
$RH, the maligned home builder, started in the green, but by the end of the call, the market did not like the tone.
Beat on expecations, surprised the market enough to pop 10%, and then gave it all back as the CEO fumbled around bad market demand.
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Jun 12
permanently banned by your SSN for selling a stock you own.
read that again. you can buy the stock. you just cant do what you want with it.
guess who owns 6% of $SPCX
all of tradfi is like this. "retail protections" except it's just institutions dumping on your head.
leverage. 24/7 markets. instant access. things are changing. this makes it obvious why.
Jun 11
Fidelity threatening to ban retail traders for flipping SpaceX in the IPO is so wild to me
Since when is flipping such a bad thing?
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Jun 12
Perpetual futures fix this $SPCX
Jun 12
NEW: Options contracts on SpaceX to begin trading Tuesday.
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Jun 10
Hottest CPI print in three years, as predicted.
However, the guide did not account for war.
Jun 9
Tomorrow's CPI could be the hottest inflation number in three years.
It drops at 8:30 AM ET, and the market moves fast. Usually the biggest swing of the whole month comes in the 30 minutes after.
You don't have to guess which way it goes. You just have to be ready for the move.
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Jun 9
Tomorrow's CPI could be the hottest inflation number in three years.
It drops at 8:30 AM ET, and the market moves fast. Usually the biggest swing of the whole month comes in the 30 minutes after.
You don't have to guess which way it goes. You just have to be ready for the move.
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Jun 8
Is the American dream alive?
Tech, dogfood and houses lead the earnings to watch this week:
$ORCL: is the AI cloud boom real?
$ADBE: is AI feeding Adobe or eating it?
$LEN: can anyone still afford a house?
$CASY: general store consumer spending?
$CHWY: are people still spoiling their pets?
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Jun 5
One day, you will tell stories about the great trump tweet tail strategy of 2026.
Stories of how you would go irresponsibly long on the back of a “truth social” post.
How you would top blast all time highs because a senile man said so.
Historic times in the stock market.
BREAKING: President Trump says “stocks should go up, not down” after today’s jobs report.
“Growth does not mean inflation,” Trump says.
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Jun 4
$DOCU reports today.
The e-signature button you click once a year is trying to become an AI platform.
A sign of the times.
Biggest move priced on the board tonight at ±12%
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May 29
Here's the part that should piss you off.
Dell added roughly $50B in market cap after Thursday's close.
By the time your broker opened, the 30% was already priced in.
You couldn't have caught it if you tried.
The biggest moves in stocks happen when you can't trade them.
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