Joined June 2022
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i hate this stupid platform it was a mistake making this account but i met really cool people so its not the worst thing ever
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5'8 or 5'9 depending on if you ask the RMV or my doctor
Jun 10
Fuck a face reveal, let’s height reveal. You first
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Jun 13
listened to an old guy try to explain the new networking setup he's installing in the house to his wife and she didn't sound happy at all. I got $7 of wire
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Jun 13
the modern car forcing Bluetooth to be on because your phone connected to it once is the most asinine shit like the car is currently off how am I connecting to "Mazda" right now
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Jun 13
waiting for bro to get back in the country to try to convince him to do some manual labor for free
if you see this, and yes this is directly to you instead of a discord message, wanna help me and my boyfriend with his brakes?
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Jun 13
it got too hot I had to do the thing
Jun 13
almost out loud said "puppy wants to kill itself" while at work because the AC is still fucking broken and the building is at 84F minimum
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Jun 13
almost out loud said "puppy wants to kill itself" while at work because the AC is still fucking broken and the building is at 84F minimum
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Jun 12
i feel like i just lost like 40% of my eye sight setting up HDR. THAT SHIT WAS BRIGHT AS FUCK FOR TESTING
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Jun 12
what a majority of you look like when thinking you're not gonna make it
Jun 12
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Jun 12
if you're trans and a girl you're cute and i need your help with running a few wires through my dash dw we'll get you some red bull or monster or whatever else you drink that isnt water
if you're trans and a dude you're handsome and can you pick up drinks from the store ill venmo
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Jun 10
got no space on the table for the new board so I gotta hold it
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Jun 9
not informed that when you start learning shit about cars you'll turn into the family ask everything to person
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Jun 9
"I wanna order 3 iced coffees I'll tell ya how they're made okay?"
like yeah that's your entire role in this conversation
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Jun 9
when that one homie is such an alcoholic you need a narcan for alcohol
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Jun 9
i should be allowed to spend whatever amount of money on stupid things I want without any consequences why are the numbers in my bank account going down
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Jun 9
"oh no i bought too many friends a sweet treat and treated my boyfriend to ice cream and dinner now i have less than I want to have" like money isn't real let me give my friends sweet little treats for being cool people
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