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Empress Trans Jade Karkat retweeted
Jun 13
whats up CHITTR.
my mom (@GLOOMYCOLLUSION) made an account here RECENTLY.
figured i'd follow SUIT.
nobody here call me a KARKAT.
i may be a vantas but i am not one of YOU.
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Empress Trans Jade Karkat retweeted
Jun 13
Vantaz: Birthday.
Vantaz is sitting in her bedroom getting dressed, at any moment Empress Harley could come knocking on her door and she is totally not freaking out about it.
"I AM TOTALLY NOT FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIZ."
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==> Jade: Wake up and realize- YOU'RE LATE?? YOU OVERSLEPT! Okay you need to get ready. Time powers on overdrive for this one.
Within the same ten minutes, going over it over and over, you shower, dry off, get dressed, and apply any sort of accessory or cosmetics.
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==> From there you can finally get out of your room and start thinking about what everything you two should do...
You shouldn't plan anything without her and whoever she might bring along.
You suppose now is as good enough a time as any to get going to pick Vantaz up.
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==> Jade: straighten up your shirt, and teleport out of there. You're going to pick up Vantaz.
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Empress Trans Jade Karkat retweeted
Jun 8
VROOM VROOM OR WHATEVER CARS SAY
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)>> I'VE BEEN DOING A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING WAITING FOR THESE GUYS TO FINISH CERTIFYING THE OTHER ATTRACTIONS
)>> I'VE ALREADY TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING ELSE
)>> I GUESS I'LL JUST SIT
)>> WHATEVER
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)>> FUCK.
ZADLY OUR EGBERT DIDNT MAKE IT THROUGH THE GAME. I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM CAUZE IT HAPPENED MID TRICKZTER OUTBREAK. BY THE TIME ME AND THE OTHERZ ZNAPPED OUT THEY WERE ALREADY GONE.
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Empress Trans Jade Karkat retweeted
Hello! This isn't news, but I wanted to inform everyone about roleplay etiquette and boundaries! These are unspoken rules that everyone should follow. Please read the whole thread and take them into consideration when you reply to other parody accounts! - 🍏
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==> Jade: be currently walking around.
You're not exactly in the best state of mind right now. Despite all the good that's happened, you're also... sad?
It's complicated. Really complicated.
Either way, the waterpark section of the castle has been certified for testing.
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==> Only issue is... you don't know where Voidska is. You've tried asking around but no one knows anything.
You're half tempted to just *teleport* to her... but that'd be invasive as hell.
Instead, you decide to just ask her.
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Jade: message @82THE8THHHHHHHH
)>> HEY. YOU ALRIGHT?
)>> I GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU IF YOU'RE UP FOR IT.
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Empress Trans Jade Karkat retweeted
Vriska: Teleport Land of Sand and Zephyr
Stupid fucking karkat, you mutter to yourself. What does he know! He doesn't even know you, you say to the sand, which says "..." Except you didn't say that. this is in your head. Time to fix that.
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Empress Trans Jade Karkat retweeted
===> You've chased this stray dog all across the block, spent most of your allowance on pizza only to get bit, and spent the rest on a salad which it had zero interest in.
The damn thing even ran into an apartment and up the stairs all the way to the roof, to which you followed.
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)>> ABOUT THE TECHNOLOGY I TOOK FROM SHATTER, WE ARE CURRENTLY WORKING TO SEE HOW WE CAN USE IT FOR MEDICAL PURPOSES, SINCE IF THERE *ARE* ANY MISSHAPS ON THE CASTLE PREMISIS, WE WANT TO BE ABLE TO HELP ASAP.
)>> ONCE THAT'S DONE WE CAN RESEARCH HOW TO USE IT FOR EVERYTHING ELSE.
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)>> ...
)>> WHY DID EVERYTHING HAVE TO HAPPEN THE WAY IT DID?
)>> WHAT MADE IT HAPPEN LIKE THAT
)>> COULDN'T I HAVE SAVED HER OR SOMETHING?
)>> PREVENTED IT?
)>> AND NOW IT'S ALL JUST
)>> GONE
)>> LIKE IT NEVER EXISTED
)>> AND I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE FACT I CAN'T CHANGE THAT
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Empress Trans Jade Karkat retweeted
ZOME PHOTOZ I TOOK RECENTLY
ZORRY FOR HOW BLURRY THEY ARE... AND ORANGE.
CAMERA GOT A BIT DAMAGED A FEW YEARS AGO AND I DONT HAVE THE MONEY TO FIX IT.
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)>> TRYING TO SET UP THE CASTLE SO PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY ENJOY THE ATTRACTIONS.
)>> FOR A FEE, ALTHOUGH THAT FEE IS REASONABLE AND ALL FUNDING GOES INTO MAKING THE EMPIRE BETTER.
)>> THIS IS PROBABLY MY BEST IDEA YET.
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==> Jade: make your way down to the front door of the castle.
You open it up for Vriska, smilling slightly. You seem quite happy.
)>> HEY.
)>> GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
)>> COME ON IN, I'LL SHOW YOU YOUR ROOM.
I'm at your front door, Empress Trans Jade Karkat!
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