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23 Oct 2024
The shape of half my house, according to our robot Ludde. Looks like a lorry with a lion face.
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18 Oct 2024
Live now: Haripriya Naidu, TempDB contention on SQL Friday. youtube.com/live/5ryG3nosmCw…
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8 Oct 2024
Arrived in Utrecht for #techorama NL. Was worried, but they have beer as well. Phew.
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6 Oct 2024
After a few really nice days at @FrankGeisler house and some interaction between Frank’s car’s rear and another car’s front I’m in the hotel to get some rest and finish some last details before tomorrows precon on @datamindsbe #datamindsconnect
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27 Sep 2024
This picture. It takes 18 minutes from Västerås to Enköping. Every time. There’s no way to make up lost time here. So if the train actually left 7:43, I’m annoyed that its expected arrival in Enköping is still 7:50. Don’t pretend to be less late than you are @SJ_AB
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Magnus Ahlkvist (he/him) retweeted
11 Sep 2024
Don’t share this
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4 Sep 2024
Tell me you’re Swedish without saying you’re Swedish.
Soft ice with salt liquorice sprinkles.
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3 Sep 2024
Swedish extreme-right backed gov remove "flight tax" next summer. They say it will increase availability and lower prices.
Tax is circa 80 SEK (8 USD) for a european flight. That will not do **** to anyone's ability to buy a ticket. And it won't do **** to avaiability. </rant>
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1 Sep 2024
Erica and I enjoy our last hours in Oslo before we get on the bus back to Sweden. It was awesome seeing all of y’all! See you again next year Oslo. And I’ll see a lot of the speakers and attendees soon again, in Gothenburg, Stockholm, Hanau, Mechelen and Utrecht.
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24 Aug 2024
My home town’s first Pride parade was today. The turnout was 10x what I had expected from a conservative little town and I cried all the way.
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24 Aug 2024
I know some teenagers wanted to be there, but in case of low turnout, they were afraid they would be identified and later harassed. That’s why the huge turnout was important. To show that nobody is alone in what and how they are, and that we’re 1000s of allies there for them
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21 Aug 2024
I'm going to select the first few sessions for SQL Friday season 9 (starting October 18) soon. Call for Speakers is open and will remain open until April, but session selections will be done continously. sessionize.com/sql-friday-oc…
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21 Aug 2024
Renaming tables or columns using Entity Framework or database projects can cause deploys to drop the old object and create a new, shiny and empty one if not done properly
- Ask Google (or preferrably someone on your team, if you have someone who knows)
- Test before going to prod
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16 Aug 2024
A couple of “unfollows” today. People can have whatever political views they want and I’m not easily disturbed by it. But spreading outright lies - ones that have been debunked time and time again - that’s too much for me.
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14 Aug 2024
SQL Friday season 9 and 10 - Call for Speakers is open. These two seasons, CfS will be open almost the entire time and sessions will be picked continously.
SQL Friday is an online, friday noon (Central European Time) event. Presentations are ~ 60 min.
sessionize.com/sql-friday-oc…
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31 Jul 2024
Kom igen nu @kanal5sverige - hur kan ni inte visa Truls match som huvudsändning med svenska kommentatorer?
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Magnus Ahlkvist (he/him) retweeted
23 Jul 2024
No president of America has ever given birth - I don’t understand why it’s suddenly an issue
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12 Jul 2024
Unexpected and fantastic. We’re in our cabin, and we heard there’s a pride parade in the village 15 minutes away. Now enjoying an ice cream and listening to an ex nurse, now opera singer, who treated aids patients in the 80s.
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