writer, meme-creator, @ASGARDEX translator, Chief Meme Officer at Delovoy DAO, CEO of @THORChain, mastermind formed by venomous spores

Joined November 2009
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Just a temperature probe: IF we start crowdfunding/bail out campaign for @THORChain like DeFi United had been risen for ethereum:0x7fc66500c84a76ad7e9c93437bfc5ac33e2ddae9 - will YOU participate? Comment, how do you see this:
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Even hacker node have updated to latest @THORChain version, but two nodes haven't yet. What are you two waiting for?
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Xavier⚡$GOD retweeted
🧵Most people think of @THORChain as just a swap protocol. It is actually one of the most built-out ecosystems in DeFi. 96 projects. 12 native blockchains. 28 wallets. One liquidity layer underneath all of it. Here is the full picture. Read till the end! 👇
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🔥 OMG, I can’t wait. While some are frustrated by the extra time spent on security, the roadmap ahead is becoming incredibly exciting. ✅ v3.19.1 is getting closer ✅ Network restart after the upcoming churn ✅ Native #Zcash integration expected in the next churns ✅ Native #Monero expected in the first weeks of July 👀 ✅ #Dash following shortly after Think about that for a second. THORChain is preparing to come back online with both Zcash and Monero, two of the most important privacy coins in crypto. 🛡️ Most projects would be fighting for survival after an incident. THORChain is returning with more security, more chains, and more reasons to use the DEX of DEXes. ⚔️ The wait has been painful. But seeing #XMR finally arrive on THORChain in July is going to make it worth it. 🚀🔥 #THORChain #RUNE #Monero #XMR #Zcash #ZEC #PrivacyMatters
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🚨 THORChain Has Entered The Final Restart Phase 🚨 The excitement is reaching another level. Today validators are voting to quarantine the compromised vault, one of the final critical security milestones before THORChain can continue toward a full network restart. This means the recovery plan is no longer just words. It is actively happening. ✅ v3.19.0 approved ✅ Network upgraded ✅ TSS security fixes deployed ✅ ADR-028 implemented 🔄 Compromised Vault quarantine vote underway The new quarantine mechanism ensures compromised vaults can no longer participate in transaction processing while maintaining complete visibility over their activity. A major security improvement born directly from the exploit. Next up: ➡️ Validate ADR-028 migration ➡️ Verify validator keyshares ➡️ Unhalt signing ➡️ Churn the network ➡️ Re-enable secured assets ➡️ Re-enable LP actions ➡️ Re-enable trading While many spent weeks declaring THORChain dead, builders were busy making it stronger. And here’s the exciting part… Even before trading is back online, the ecosystem is already looking forward. A native privacy-focused stablecoin ecosystem may eventually be heading toward THORChain rails. 👀 Zephyr’s $ZSD maintained its peg through a 95% collapse in its collateral asset. 👀 Zephyr Yield Shares have generated over 90% returns since October 2024. 👀 Native Monero integration could eventually open the door for native Zephyr support. The Dex of Dexes isn’t just preparing to return. It’s preparing for the next chapter. Security first. Restart next. Expansion after that. ⚡️🟠 #THORChain $RUNE
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Our statement on the UK government’s demand that all content on all devices sold or used in the country be scanned, on the presumption of nudity, using a dystopian combination of age verification and content scanning. This proposal will not safeguard children. It endangers us all. signal.org/blog/pdfs/2026-06…

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finally 😎
Introducing our new Lending and Liquidate pages! We make it easier to explore lending vaults, compare opportunities, and earn yield from borrowers. And with Liquidate we make it easier to spot loans close to liquidation 🐳 Links to Lending and Liquidate are below 👇
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Xavier⚡$GOD retweeted
You can never guarantee 100% security with anything in Web3, especially with complex protocols that push new code on a regular basis. The core goal should be minimizing the maximum potential blast radius. I hope the upcoming DKLSD infrastructure is structured in a way that keeps the absolute exploit size strictly contained. Probably more Asgard Vaults? Or are there other concepts on the table? I'm not an engineer, but it's definitely worth considering. @THORChain thorchain:native
Meh. They have no idea how to secure anything. Just waiting to get exploited repeatedly.
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People always: "I don't buy - it is too expensive" and "I don't buy - it is too cheap now".
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Replying to @CoinMarketCap
alyst... @THORChain: native cross-chain swaps, no bridges, Monero incoming. The restart is this week 😉
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The last remaining THORChain node was thrown into a volcano. Three days later the volcano was facilitating cross-chain swaps and the word “onwards” appeared in the sky above. $RUNE ⚡️🌋
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I suddenly felt a strong urge to buy a Claude Max for $200 and spend the weekend analyzing the code in DeFi projects. Let's crack all DeFi together. Buy $RUNE on all 'raised' funds.
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I bought more $RUNE: current price is a gift.
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Xavier⚡$GOD retweeted
⚡This Saturday on the THORChain Podcast | Community Member Spotlight. Goose from @zephyr_org joins @KentonC137 and @patriotsounds live at 10AM EDT / 2PM UTC. Zephyr Protocol is a privacy-first, over-collateralized stablecoin that merges Monero's untraceable technology with the Djed Protocol to create a stable yet fully private digital currency. Jump on stage and ask your questions live: riverside.com/studio/thorcha…
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🍻 Cheers to the THORChain devs, THORSec team, node operators, and everyone working around the clock to bring the DEX of DEXes back online. While others talk, they are auditing, patching, testing, reviewing, and making sure the network returns stronger than before. 💪 This hasn’t been an easy few weeks, but watching the community, builders, and security teams unite behind a common goal has been incredible. No shortcuts. No rushed fixes. Just relentless work to protect the future of permissionless cross-chain swaps. The DEX of DEXes is coming back. And when it does, it will be stronger, more resilient, and more battle-tested than ever. ⚔️ Thank you to every builder burning the midnight oil for THORChain. 🍻🟠 #THORChain $RUNE #DeFi
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I BELIEVE Dynosauur will return the stolen @THORChain funds and go down as one of the most legendary whitehats in crypto history. ⚔️ The Verus Bridge exploiter just returned 4,052 $ETH ($8.5M) from the $11.58M exploit and kept 25% (~1,350 ETH / $2.8M) as bounty. That changed the entire narrative overnight. And honestly, after exposing such a critical weakness in one of the hardest cryptography and cross-chain systems ever built, even a 20-30% bounty feels fair to me. The point has already been made. The best minds in cryptography are now reviewing GG20, vault infrastructure, DKLS upgrades and every possible security path forward. THORChain will evolve and become even stronger from this. Now there is a chance to turn this into a legendary moment for decentralized infrastructure instead of just another exploit story. 🍷 Return the funds. Take the bounty. Become the REAL Thorchad that helped make permissionless finance stronger for all the anons around the world. Spread this message chads 👇 @Raynalytics @KentonC137 @Patriotsounds @FelisNorwegicus @therunetard @RunemirQi @Fakk2
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THORChain Incident Update #4 Following the events of May 15th, the community has been hard at work defining a path forward. ADR028 is now published and a vote is open for Node Operators. 🔹 The Recovery Plan 🔹 The protocol will absorb the loss first through Protocol-Owned Liquidity and the remainder is spread across synth holders (The exact split between the two is still being evaluated). By doing so, POL will be reduced to zero. The ADR proposes to redirect a portion of system income to replenish it over time. No new RUNE is minted, no RUNE is sold, and no holder is diluted. 🔹 The Technical Decisions 🔹 GG20 is kept in place for now, patched and upgraded. Trading resumes only after the vulnerability is patched and a successful churn has occurred. A slower, more security-conscious release cadence is also called for going forward. 🔹 The Slashing 🔹 Innocent nodes that end up being in the same vault as the attacker are protected. The attacker's node is slashed in full. The recovered RUNE is paired with whatever assets can be recovered from the affected vault, and any surplus RUNE is burned. 🔹 The White Hat Offer 🔹 The attacker is offered a bounty to return the funds. If funds are returned partially, the recovery plan rolls back proportionally. 🔹 Protocol Neutrality 🔹 THORChain remains neutral and permissionless. The attacker's swaps will not be censored once trading resumes. Node Operators are now voting on the overall direction and principles of this proposal. The figures in the ADR are indicative at this stage and will be adjusted later, notably via Mimir. The goal is to restart the network as soon as possible. A yes vote is a green light for developers to continue building in that direction. Full details of ADR028 gitlab.com/-/snippets/599292… For those who want to understand the full context of what happened, this article is for you: thorchain.org/blog/thorchain…
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Xavier⚡$GOD retweeted
Stronger and cleaner version 👇 There is no other blockchain in the world like @THORChain. Incident Update #4 is live. ADR-028 is on the table. Node Operators are voting. The Recovery Plan is brutally clear 👇 → POL absorbs the loss first → Synth holders take what remains → No new $RUNE minted → No holder dilution → No $RUNE sold to cover losses → Attacker slashed in full → Recovered $RUNE paired with vault assets → Any surplus burned 🔥 → Innocent nodes protected → White hat bounty remains open → Protocol neutrality stays intact Return the funds, and the plan rolls back proportionally. But here is the most important part: No bailout. No censorship. No hidden games. No money printer. Just a transparent protocol taking the hit, protecting the network, and moving forward. This is why @THORChain is different. The chain was tested. The community stayed. The vote decides the restart. Crypto needs more of this. ⚡
Incident Update #4 is live and the ADR-028 proposal is on the table Here’s everything you need to know about the @THORChain Recovery Plan 👇 → POL absorbs the loss first. Synth holders take what's left → No new RUNE minted. No holder diluted. No RUNE sold to cover anything → Attacker slashed in full. Recovered RUNE paired with vault assets, surplus burned. → Innocent nodes protected → White hat bounty on the table. Return the funds, the plan rolls back proportionally. → Protocol neutrality holds. Attacker's swaps won't be censored once trading resumes Node Operators vote now. Yes = green light to restart No mint. No bailout. No censorship. Full transparency Onwards⚡
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