Wouldn’t know how to link it if I tried, but I am currently streaming a hot ones challenge with the NO FRIENDS crew on instagram. Legit filled with fear right now.
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Me: you thirsty?
Daughter: yeah, can I have some warm milk?
Me: of course! *gets up to make it*
Daughter: can you put some ice in it so it gets cold?
Me: …
“Can we not talk about the projector’s butthole, please?”
Things I never thought I would have to say, part 9,984…
For context: I teach middle school so honestly I shouldn’t be surprised at anything I have to say…