Optimistic camp counselor in this rap game. He raps in @msharkattack & @theremnantATL & NOFRIENDS & Silver Age & two weeks notice

Joined February 2009
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I survived! (And had an awesome time)
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Wouldn’t know how to link it if I tried, but I am currently streaming a hot ones challenge with the NO FRIENDS crew on instagram. Legit filled with fear right now.
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Y'all, I found it: The single greatest post EVER
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29 May 2023
Literally every time without fail, the instant I try to climb something it starts raining…
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23 Apr 2023
Atlanta, it would make my whole entire day if you came to see my friends and me perform rap songs on Tuesday. <3
🌙 ONE WEEK ‘til @schafferthedark takes over Purgatory on 4/25 w/ @Coolzeyisalive and @TribeOneWon 🎫 at masq.in/schaffer-4-25
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Tribe One retweeted
🌙 ONE WEEK ‘til @schafferthedark takes over Purgatory on 4/25 w/ @Coolzeyisalive and @TribeOneWon 🎫 at masq.in/schaffer-4-25
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My daughter drew a picture of me. “Dad, you’re scared of something.”
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Tribe One retweeted
🚨 CONTEST ALERT 🚨 ⚡️ NYC’s own @schafferthedark dominates Purgatory w/ @Coolzeyisalive and @TribeOneWon on 4/25 and we’re dishing out a FREE pair of tix to the show 👉 Head to our IG (@masquerade_atl) to enter! 1 winner chosen at random on 3/31 🤞 Good luck!
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11 Mar 2023
Me: you thirsty? Daughter: yeah, can I have some warm milk? Me: of course! *gets up to make it* Daughter: can you put some ice in it so it gets cold? Me: …
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15 Feb 2023
Went upstairs to get dressed for work. Came back down to find *everybody* singing “who let the dogs out.” Hell is a real place. It is my home.
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14 Feb 2023
My daughter won’t stop singing “who let the dogs out.” I am living my nightmare.
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11 Feb 2023
So this is happening…
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10 Feb 2023
Finally reading Are You Listening? by Tillie Walden and this page, boy howdy.
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10 Feb 2023
‘Nother heavy hitter, right there.
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26 Jan 2023
.@beefyness Wordle 586 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 <3
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12 Jan 2023
“Can we not talk about the projector’s butthole, please?” Things I never thought I would have to say, part 9,984… For context: I teach middle school so honestly I shouldn’t be surprised at anything I have to say…
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“Every day is croc day!” ~ my daughter, putting on her crocs
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I’m in Seattle and I found the flute playing kid from lttp
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Flying in tomorrow, rocking out on Saturday. Cannot wait.
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