Alabama Native // Navy SeaBee Vet // Roll Tide // Freedom Lover // Gun Owner

Joined February 2016
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7 Jul 2018
Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.
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SPORTS!!!!! Team USA takes priority but only because Alabama isn't playing today.
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D-Day 29,950
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Chilling on back porch. Good comfortable temp. Pizza was fantastic for dinner. Light rain falling. Tool playing softly in background. Whiskey. Cigar.

ALT Today Was A Good Day GIF

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Homeownership is spreading fertilizer in the yard at 730pm on a Friday night before a storm rolls in.
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NFL Draft and golfing on Endor with a side of Alabama baseball.
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It’s spring break here. It’s March. I’m in Alabama. I’m at work. It’s snowing. Where is the “spring”?
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Things this evening will include: - whiskey - cigar - Tool

ALT Celebrate Lets Go GIF by First We Feast

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I have two cell phones. One for work and one personal. Both are Verizon services. My work phone(iPhone 14) has service. My personal phone(iPhone 17 pro) does not. Even when they are right next to each other. Technology is great but it sure can be odd at times.
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Miami ain’t beating Indiana.
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That extra 5 minutes of sleep goes by way too quick.
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I wish I was the kind of person who could enjoy a lazy Sunday afternoon nap on the couch and not have to lay awake in bed filled with regret on Sunday nights.
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Fuck it. Let’s ride.
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24 Dec 2025
Every year around this time, I am reminded at just how terrible I am at wrapping presents.
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20 Dec 2025
Pouring whiskey in the dark leads to unintentional very heavy pours.
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20 Dec 2025
With how this game has gone so far, I may not have enough whiskey in my house. #RollTide
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13 Dec 2025
Sing Second. #Gonavy
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13 Dec 2025
Go Navy. Beat Army.
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13 Dec 2025
HBO Max with ads volume levels Movie: 60% Ads: 150% Subtle way to say, pay us more money and this won’t be a problem.
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8 Dec 2025
Warm pot roast belly.
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4 Dec 2025
You’re not truly 30 until you have a favorite heating pad for muscle and joint stiffness.
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