The Slopfather. Co-host of You Know Ball
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I cannot believe after Devin Bookerās season where he finally had a good team around him that people are still writing off guys like Karl Anthony Towns
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My Pops came through at halftime. Wanted to watch with me in case they won. And, well, we won, for the first time since he was fifteen. The Knicks are NBA Champions.
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Mike Gansey my DMs are open
Chiodo would unironically be the best drafter in Sixers history if they let him run the team
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Talented players donāt get along and people use it as a way to say certain players will never win. Yeah Iām sure Karl Anthony Towns and James Harden could never ever win a title because they didnāt want to play with Jimmy Butler and Chris Paul lol.
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I cannot believe after Devin Bookerās season where he finally had a good team around him that people are still writing off guys like Karl Anthony Towns
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30 Jun 2023
Parmās theory on why the Sixers need to trade for Karl Anthony Towns
30 Jun 2023
The interjections of Parm's fake trades have me dying ("we need to test the concept of the horseshoe theory")
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Chiodo would unironically be the best drafter in Sixers history if they let him run the team
What I would do if I was the Sixers:
10: Mikal
26: DiVincenzo
38: Brunson
39: Omari
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Will gladly take Jalen Brunson off their hands if they wanna pay another ball handler instead
7 Apr 2021
Report: The Dallas Mavericks are reportedly ācraving a secondary ballhandler to pair next to Luka Doncic,ā via @johnhollinger.
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Sixers are going for a fourpeat if they drafted Jalen Brunson in 2018
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Congrats Knicks fans but now the real season begins
Weāre onto slop season, @TrillBroDude
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The Spurs should draft Zuby at 20 and just create the most insane full court press defense of all time
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There are a bunch of obvious ones like Burries, Morez etc. but letās get spicy ā¦.
Iāll go with Henri Veesaar
Jun 12
Letās do this againā¦year 6:
Whoās your āfalse ceilingā pick?
Consensus says they are a future role player at best, but you think they have sneaky star upside.
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Also From Here. He checks a lot of boxes.
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Yaxel seems like the perfect blend of positional skillset and plug and play, no? Obviously depends if the Sixers are open enough to trade the Clippers pick.
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Iāve formulated the Nick Nurse 2026 draft big board for the Sixers
The very scientific formula = combo of scoring wingspan steals and/or blocks
1. Yaxel (would have to be a trade up)
2. Cameron Carr
3. Swain
4. Zuby
5. Allen Graves
6. Tarris Reed
7. Trevon Brazille
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Others considered for the nurse big boards:
Morez & Cenac donāt get enough stocks as bigs. Still think both could qualify as Nurse guys.
Joshua Jefferson & Stirtz donāt have the wingspan to qualify. Big minutes & roles. Might qualify.
Onyenso doesnāt score enough. But the wingspan and stocks might carry him here.
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My guys in the 2026 draft (higher than consensus)
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Where they rank on my big board:
Philon (8)
Swain (10)
Jefferson (19)
Bruce Thornton (24)
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šØ FRESH YKB
š The return of the annual most unhinged mock draft
š All 30 first round picks
š¤ Who goes in the lotto
š· Trades! Trades! Trades!
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