I used to burn foil to feel God now I just burn incense
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19 Nov 2019
"Now this one is a bit sadder" plays radio head
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Jun 16
You’re still using the app dipshit. Punk is right. If you’re anti MAGA then why TF you still using Twitter?
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Jun 16
Then you're just being performative you wouldn't quit your job if you even have one just because your boss likes trump that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard
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Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld
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Getting a quick shift in during Jake’s wedding
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Jun 11
13 years ago today Sturgill Simpson released “High Top Mountain” and I fucking headbanged to “Some Days” for the first time. Core memory. Highly suggest.🐐
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“Watch out Liz Lemon, a dracula is going to get you!”
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Jun 10
sturgill’s reggae cover of eddie murphy’s party all the time is the song of the summer
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Jun 9
Bears are funny cause any video of them is a 50/50 shot. Half of them are ferocious creatures you’d never want to encounter…
And the other half are just big dogs
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Jun 5
I think the rule on men wearing a sports jersey with another man’s name on it is the player has to be older than you. Like it has to be the athlete you liked as a kid or something. A 47yo man wearing a 22yo dude’s name on his back is kinda gay.
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Jun 5
The hipster music discussion has devolved into 35 year olds trying to out-cool each other with what they listened to and frankly that’s the hipster spirit, right there
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You only think about yourselves.
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My screen protector keeps moving or something over my front camera it's not really an issue but I just see the plastic ring moving lol
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Even with all my training, I couldn’t beat an alpha chimpanzee in a fight. Nature is on another level.
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May 30
Dave Attell joins a group of friends for a LAN party on his show “Insomniac” (2002)
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Tittes being a sexualized word is hilarious
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no. the equivalent to that would be wearing no panties dumbass. 12 yr old titties shouldnt be sexualised
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I don't have kids, I'd tell them feel comfortable in your own room. Here's a door lock. When you're outside your room and hanging out we shouldn't see your junk. Maybe society shouldn't view nipples differently, but I'd also see telling your son to put in a shirt for breakfast
May 29
care to chime in a think piece of your own of why telling a 12 year old child that she shouldnt go braless around her OWN grandpa isn't?
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One of history’s funny coincidences that Homer wrote The Odyssey, and a man named Odysseus invented the character Homer Simpson
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May 26
bitches be like "its because of climate change" like yea it is and thats what makes it even funnier because like you brits settled the like most temperate island in the world with an amazing climate then unleashed the industrial revolution onto all of us. its a greek tragedy
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