Always booking flights✈️ 🌶️Spicy Nice 🍻Slinging drinks #TipYourBartender

Joined September 2012
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You may be his Cassie but I’ll always be his Maddy 😏
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Don't ask her to hang; ask her on a date. Hanging is fucking weak. It's for teenagers, bats, and guys who wear sandals in non-sand settings.
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“You have ADHD” god forbid im excited to talk about 20 topics in 3 mins
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i felt it when sza said "why you bother me when you know you don't want me"
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Why is it that every drug addict posts on Facebook, like it’s their damn diary
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I giggle before I go crazy….gotta start my engine.
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If I’m “lying” why aren’t my pants on fire?? Case closed. I’m innocent🙃
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I moan a lil when I take off my work shoes #Bartender #BarLife #bartenderprobs
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The gossip in Fargo is faster than the Wi-Fi
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nvm a good morning text, be an adult and show up at my house with a monster
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According to my nipples summer is over
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Can't believe they let just anyone make babies but you gotta have a license to fish
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For the new generation; when the lights come on in a bar, that’s the last call warning. No one yells that shit anymore, so don’t come up to me at 1:50 am saying you didn’t hear last call #bartenderproblems #barlife #bartender
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86 Verizon
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idk how to flirt him: you’re gonna be mine me: who told you that lol
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*Diddy gets caught with 1k bottles of baby oil* First 48: “Not Slick Enough”…
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“It’s spicy you won’t like it” -Me when people ask what I’m thinking
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It's officially hoodie in the morning and thong by the afternoon weather
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27 days until hockey season🫶🏽
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I want iPhone to notify people when I block’em like read receipts: "Blocked 10:41 PM"
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