Love like you're paid to; laugh like you're being sued; live like your rent's due. And it is ALWAYS better to look good than to feel good. 🤙 @SuperHotJesus
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Thank you X! I am back, but now I have TWO accounts. I'll keep the funny stuff over here then. As an #author #thinker #onlinecommentator, perhaps separating the two is the wisest thing to do. #wtf #truth #mood #its247bro
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Mine is only a r1 sig 20 with a 5* Scarlet Witch relic! #truth #mood #wtf #mcoc #AllianceColiseum #kabam #MarvelContestOfChampions #marvel
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I was playing hold'em when someone asked, "whose turn is it?" And this lady replied, "Hot Jesus". Hey, don't hate me because I'm beautiful. #truth #mood #wtf #MondayBlues #mondays #HardToBeHumble @SuperHotJesus
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May 27
A few ladies dmed me saying it's dreary where they're at today. This should perk you up!🫵😉 #truth #mood #wtf #vogue #TrisSimondsen #TuesdaysBlues #tuesday
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May 24
Uncertainty ≠ Indistinguishability. It's the difference between you don't know & from what you know there's no difference. Of course it can be mathematically proven:
#truth #mood #wtf #ObservationalSufficiencyPrinciple #SimondsenOSP #theMontyHallProblem
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May 14
Is the sophistry in sovereign showcase too sophisticated for the simpletons sipping spurious symbolism? @SuperHotJesus
#truth #mood #wtf #ObservationalSufficiencyPrinciple #SimondsenOSP #EducationalPurposes
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Did I miss the annual #HalloweenInMay?!? Looks like the costumes this year are especially #RageBaiting. I'm pretty sure I saw Samara from #TheRing baring midriff. If your kid is having nightmares, now you know why. #truth #mood #wtf #MetGala2026 #MetGala #StupidIsAsStupidDoes
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According to Google, I am a "persona" who may very well look like this: Damn it; did you just find me?!? #truth #mood #wtf #TrisSimondsen
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Apr 17
Here's the #JokeOfTheDay - #AIassisted writing is being detected today by #MLE and #KeywordFrequency. It's basically #Spellcheck2026. If #AI cannot distinguish btw authorship/presentation, it is useless. Give AI the assist, not the foul.
#truth #mood #wtf
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Apr 14
Apparently Observational Sufficiency Principle (OSP) has other similar acronyms and short hands but different meaning. OSP is NOT PIR. OSP is post-Bayesian: AFTER Bayes reaches and terminates at the 𝓕-atom. Prevents"information smuggling" for the truth.
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Apr 12
Wait a minute, did I missed #AnnaKendrick's #popmusic career? Where is it?!?!
#truth #mood #wtf #PitchPerfect
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We just won the chip and there is NO POST on #TikTok?!?!?!? Whoever is handling the account you need to be FIRED, NOW! 🫵🤬
#ucla #NCAAChampionship #ncaawbb #truth #mood #wtf @UCLA @UCLAWBB #collegehoops #collegebasketball
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