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After watching USA vs Paraguay last night I might have seen the Light 💡 USA might be the underdogs everyone’s underestimating 🤯 I’m backing USA to win the 2026 FIFA World Cup! 🇺🇸🗣️🏆
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If the USA beat Paraguay, we promise to call it soccer for the next week.
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🚨🗣️ | LeBron James: “The Super Bowl is bigger than the World Cup it’s not even up for a debate” 🤣
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📲 Lionel Messi’s random visit to Camp Nou received more likes (23.4M) in just 24 hours than Cristiano Ronaldo’s first Saudi League trophy post in 5 years (10.8M) did after 23 days on Instagram. 😳😬
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🚨 BET PLACED! 🔥 Brazil to beat Morocco 🇧🇷🆚🇲🇦 Stake: $200 Potential Win: $328 Do you think this cashes tonight? 👀💰
Lots of reasons why we’re watching Brazil today, but Neymar ain't one.
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🚨🗣️ Didier Deschamps France National Team Coach on Argentina winning the 2022 FIFAWorld Cup through controversial penalties: “we need to be realistic and look at the facts, not the stories people like to invent. The only truly debatable penalty Argentina had in the entire tournament was the one against Poland and as it happens, they didn’t even score it. They scored 15 goals in that World Cup. Only four were penalties. Let’s not forget they also had three goals ruled out in their very first match. And if we want to talk about decisions going a certain way, look at their match against the Netherlands. There was a very questionable foul called against them right at the end, during what I felt was an excessive ten minutes of stoppage time. So, the idea that they were somehow carried through the tournament? No. I don’t buy into that narrative at all As for the final itself, I don’t understand the controversy. My players didn’t protest the penalty decision on the pitch, and neither did I from the bench. Why? Because it was the correct call. It’s as simple as that. There is no point in looking for excuses where there are none." At the international level, efficiency and mental strength decide titles. In the end, all I can do is congratulate Argentina for their victory. But I also want to congratulate my own players. We took part in what was, without a doubt, the most extraordinary World Cup final in history. It hurts to lose, of course, but that is football”
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Women are undefeated 😂😭
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After watching USA vs Paraguay last night I might have seen the Light 💡 USA might be the underdogs everyone’s underestimating 🤯 I’m backing USA to win the 2026 FIFA World Cup! 🇺🇸🗣️🏆
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Women are undefeated 😂😭
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Mexico fan girl served us yesterday Let’s wait for Canadian fan girls tonight
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🚨🗣️| 𝐍𝐄𝐖: Cristiano Ronaldo and Bruno Fernandes pens an emotional message to Diogo Jota ahead of the World Cup 🏆✍️🕊️❤️🥹 “To Our Brother, Diogo They say time heals, but walking into this dressing room ahead of another World Cup without you still doesn't feel real. We remember the hunger you brought to this squad, the selflessness with which you fought for our country, and the pure joy you felt every single time you wore the Seleção crest. You helped us secure our place on this stage, and it breaks our hearts that you aren’t standing here physically to fight alongside us. But make no mistake, Diogo you are still here. We are not playing this tournament with 26 men. We are playing it with your memory, your spirit, and your unyielding hunger. Football has lost a special player, but those of us who shared the dressing room with you have lost someone far more important. The pain of your absence will never fully disappear. When we step onto the pitch at the World Cup, we will carry your memory with us. Every sprint we make, every battle we fight on that pitch, Every victory, every goal and every moment will be dedicated to you. we do it carrying you with us. We will look at the stands, we will look to the heavens, and we will play with the passion you always gave to Portugal. Thank you for everything, Diogo. You will never be forgotten. You and André will never be forgotten. Rest in peace, little brother. We play for you. 🇵🇹 — Cristiano Ronaldo & Bruno”
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People are watching the World Cup for the football. I’m watching because Canada owe me $360. 😭🇨🇦
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If you missed the World Cup ceremony, this is for you. 🧵👇
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