Troopers, Valaka is in chaos, and only the bravest can restore order!
The Federation is rallying its most elite heroes to help clean up the piles of carnage left behind from the most recent Vanguard victory. We have deployed a new experimental weapon, codenamed XU-9 ‘Spitshine.’ This cutting-edge machine obliterates bug slime, polishes battlefields and leaves a satisfying sparkle in its wake.
Join now and do your part. Sanitation guarantees safety!
#OperationStalwartSanitation 💦 🔫💦