2x Super Bowl squares champ. USF alum🤘🏼retired 24 fan. 2019 mens softball fall league trophy winner. followed by the @discoturkeys. #RaysUp, #GoBolts, #NASCAR

Joined June 2011
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why does JD Vance look like a composite of everyone whose ever been an Assistant Deli Manager at Publix
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What do Americans do with all these big stadiums?
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the Dodgers get swept by the Colorado Rockies at home
Can someone explain Spain tying with Cabo Verde in American Sports terms bc this feels crazy
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real ball-knowers stopped watching ESPN a decade ago dawg
Just watched @SportsCenter Top 10, not one World Cup highlight, two pro softball’s, a minor league baseball game, even dog frisbee. What are we doing @jschirmer_est79
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Ball knowers knew
There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.
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my entire town is under a 60-day rabies alert
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world record gathering for sexual predators and domestic abusers
One of the most recognizable lawns in the world is nearly ready for fight night. The UFC Octagon is in place outside the White House for the "UFC Freedom 250" celebration on June 14th — which is also President Trump's birthday. Preparations have been underway for weeks, including the installation of a roughly 90-foot-tall steel arch, dubbed the "claw." The event is expected to attract 4,000 spectators.
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It’s funny as hell to watch World Cup viewers experience first-hand what us NASCAR fans have known about FOX as a network for about a decade now
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IAN DARKE ON MY TV
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what happenedduh
The most ridiculous thing in baseball today
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If you criticize 2.9% inflation under Biden but think 4.2% inflation under trump is no big deal you are in a cult.
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chuck wild for this one man cmon 🤣
“I don’t know if those B’s. Those might be Cardi D’s” We have lost Charles Barkley tonight folks
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The Buccaneers going from 2019 into 2020:
Which is your favorite Buccaneers logo? #WeAreTheKrewe
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Hunter Biden since joining Twitter

ALT Fire Cooking GIF

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real ones know
Plans have been released for a $16 billion mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people called the “Freedom Ship” The ship would be home to about 50,000 people, with space for 10,000 tourists and 20,000 crew members. 👀
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loved @RossChastain’s latest album. banger
Our favorite part of #CMAfest! Come see your favorite artists down at Busch Country in Ascend Park during fest! @RossChastain @MattStellMusic @JordanCWDavis @priscillablock @natesmithsongs
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Bill Clinton: I balanced the federal budget Barack Obama: I won a Nobel Peace Prize Joe Biden: I passed the largest long-term investment in US infrastructure since WWII Donald Trump: I can identify a camel
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that is the most unathletic carioca I’ve ever witnessed
Pete Hegseth is doing some masculine shit
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Knowing I would be alive for the 250th birthday of the United States has long excited the patriot and historian in me. Donald Trump has stolen the excitement and joy from an event that should have united Americans in celebration.
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AJ♠️ retweeted
If you turned on the TV in another country and saw the leader's daughter-in-law giving him a softball interview on a major "news" channel, you would rightfully assume that country is a tinpot dictatorship.
LARA TRUMP: Having a conflict just in front of the midterms isn't ideal TRUMP: You have a very short window
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