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17 Jul 2022
People moaning about the weather at least it’s not snowing. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.
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My daughter's garden this morning 😍
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You there boy, how many yellow cards is that? #ENGURU
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24 Heirs In Police Custody
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I bet he's sweating now lolz
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17 Nov 2025
Sex pond alert #aplaceinthesun
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16 Nov 2025
Yes I am a 55 year old woman and yes I do have this bedding
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16 Nov 2025
And no I don't own an iron
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6 Nov 2025
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6 Nov 2025
We ain't got time for your bumbag #traitors
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30 Oct 2025
You there boy, how many artist formerly known as Prince jokes is that now?
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7 Sep 2025
No moon shots but a great sunset
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11 Jul 2025
Did somebody say beveragino?
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11 Jul 2025
I'm like an Essex version of Aphrodite innit
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11 Jul 2025
It's not a proper date in Essex until you've caught crabs
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17 Jul 2022
People moaning about the weather at least it’s not snowing. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.
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4 May 2025
Match day #COYI
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3 May 2025
I See You Baby, Faking That Mass
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28 Apr 2025
My first day in charge of the Spanish National Grid is going well
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27 Mar 2025
Did somebody say beveragino
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