at this point, believe whatever helps you sleep at night

Joined December 2021
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The phrase pap smear is the most disgusting name you could come up with to describe what is happening.
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I really really fear for the well-being of Travis Kelce.

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If Pat MacAfee is in Omaha, and isn't streaking across the field, then what the fuck is life? #CountryRoads
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Lol actually I could just ai @PatMcAfeeShow streaking. This is gonna be hilarious. Should I have him holding a red road flare like a Euro "fOoTbALL" game?
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šŸ“¹ Live from Omaha āš¾ļø #cws #wvu @PatMcAfeeShow is on the field! West Virginia is America's Team of 2026.
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Word on the street is that the College Baseball World Series wanted to bring in MLB Umpires for the amateur summer classic but they needed more accuracy.
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What if I told you there is a sport that is 10x better than the Stanley Cup Finals and NBA Finals combine. But ur not ready for that conversation....
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These celebrity basketball fans are nauseating.

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Lol Blutman gonna Blutman. @wakeupbarstool 3-1. Rip @stoolpresidente
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Nobody: Enki, from the ancient city of Ur in Sumeria (modern day Iraq):

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Imagine buying a "fat sack" from a mother fucker with a curl beard...

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There should be an investigation into this.

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And three $5 bets on Iowa Football got me BANNED???
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Breaking: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season. Sorsby cannot play in Texas Tech's first two games, which was the penalty his legal team suggested to the NCAA.
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I had to see this and so do you. Thanks alot, Data Centers.
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Ben McCollum bout to throw his cock on the table. Kirk is poised to do the same.
UCLA, Michigan and Oregon at the top of the B1G this past year, with the most number of B1G Championships across all sports
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Fuck I thought this was tiramisu...
Guess the country??
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Weekend at Ramsesses II
In 1976, the Egyptian government had to issue a passport to Pharaoh, Ramesses II to transport his body to France for restorations.
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In 1976, the Egyptian government had to issue a passport to Pharaoh, Ramesses II to transport his body to France for restorations.
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An absolute excess of talent to create this. The Marble That Feels Alive: Bernini’s ā€œThe Abduction of Proserpinaā€
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