Tube driving ninja. Board game geek. Curry lover. 88% Chinese. 12% Welsh.
Joined May 2010
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5 Feb 2016
If you live in W. Hampstead & found your car mysteriously clean, it was dad. He offered to wash my sister's car but cleaned the wrong one.
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9 Sep 2022
Made these #origami models a few years ago, stashed them in the loft and forgot about them.
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7 Sep 2022
Management just called me on the PA system. "Could train operator food ninja report to the desk, please." Achievement unlocked.
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26 Aug 2022
Forgetting someone you love is like remembering someone you never met.
16 Aug 2022
Utterly brilliant.
13 Aug 2022
Interpretive ringtone dance. Some of these are great. x.com/AreyBangdu/status/1545…
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Sunny Neuroshima retweeted
26 Jul 2022
"I will do everything in my power to make sure the people who work hard to provide vital services can't fight to ensure they're properly paid or have good working conditions. I'm relying on people not noticing me driving the clown car in this race to the bottom."
💬 I will do everything in my power to make sure that militant action from trade unions can no longer cripple the vital services that hard-working people rely on.
#LizForLeader
@MailOnline 👉 dailymail.co.uk/news/article…
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17 Jul 2022
Our beliefs don't make us better people. Our actions make us better people.
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14 Jul 2022
At least seven footballs on the track between Woodside Park and Totteridge & Whetstone. Stop playing football in your garden, you're no good at it.
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12 Jul 2022
New images from the James Webb Space Telescope are literally out of this world. Simply incredible. #JWST
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10 Jul 2022
Cooled air to the tune of 17°C is currently blasting out of my air con unit and I'm probably standing stark bollock naked in front of it. Absolute bliss.
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7 Jul 2022
Tried to get treatment for my railway related puns, but lost track of things and my plans have been derailed. This is not the right platform for this, but I've lost my train of thought. At least there's light at the end of the tunnel.
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2 Jul 2022
Need to order a new washing machine. It has shrunk all my clothes so is obviously defective.
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