Keeping you up to date with all the (alleged) goings on here at (Fake) Tumblr HQ so the real Tumblr Staff doesn't have to.

Joined July 2011
Photos and videos
David spent most of our vent. cap. betting on the US to win. He kept insisting that Landon Donovan's sweet ass will sweep us a victory.
We spent the whole morning looking for Topherchris. If you don't keep your eyes on him, he tends to wander off. We found him in a cupboard.
If there is one thing we can't stand at Tumblr HQ, it's when Twitter goes over capacity. You guys need to fix that, it's really annoying!
2
1
Tumblr may be down for a few hours today. Not because of maintenance, we're just going to go catch a matinee of the new Harry Potter.
1
1
Good news, everyone! David spent two quarters of the latest investors' money to create actual Tumbeasts! Now the excuse won't be a joke!
Sorry about the posting issues tonight, folks. David accidentally ran his Vespa through the server room, again.
2