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tums for men @TumsForMen

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Joined January 2019
  • Tweets 4,780
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  • Followers 679
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my time is too valuable to wait for the brita to filter
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is there anything for sale that i want to buy
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my wikipedia page
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the wage gap between the boss baby and the coal mine child laborers is unacceptable
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insecure because my child actor son makes more than me
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my time at the largest #shakeapp meet in history
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still haven’t gotten around to consummating my marriage
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knicks psychosis was so fun
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guy writing knicks in five on my citibike
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many of my theories have been discredited
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my captors are sending my family a proof of life photo
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woke up looking like i sell used buicks
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20% battery used to be a death sentence but modern medicine has significantly extended life expectancy
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almost all my dreams are nightmares now
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squidward unfollowed me
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tweet i thought of in a dream
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scientists and philosophers still don't understand phoenix arizona
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i don't know why i was born in phoenix
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peer reviewed evidence based research is the backbone of my marriage
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