Executive Director of Parking || PhD, Parking Sciences

Joined October 2023
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HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE
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World Cup first weekend reactions, USMNT dominant! NBA/NHL Finals wrap up, Cooper Pratt SZN x.com/i/broadcasts/1AxRnndMq…
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Fuck it, give Pratt #8
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Good afternoon, @TommyPowers6
You are indeed crying under these posts 😂😂 also don’t cry when Sanchez dog walks your team tomorrow and starts the All Star game.
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There is buzz around the ballpark that Blake Perkins will be signing a 10 year, $370 million extension after the game today.
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take your own advice every accusation is a confession
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this person has an IQ lower than their BMI
Misiorowski being a Cy Young contender this year doesn’t make it any less ridiculous that he got an All-Star nod with 24 innings pitched last year, we don’t have to do this.
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I’m not so sure
Safe to say we think Chourio likes his bobblehead. 🤣 #tratnation
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Progressive King OWNS every SNOWFLAKE conservative who “won’t be watching Pride Night’s game” with this one WEIRD trick! > > >
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Maddux 🤝 Misiorowski The @Brewers ace finishes what he started with a 95-pitch shutout!
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The Power of Pride Night 🏳️‍🌈
Jacob Misiorowski of the @Brewers is the only MLB pitcher in the modern era to throw a shutout where he: struck out 15 or more allowed only 1 hit (or none) faced the minimum number of batters
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UPDATE ???? @suzukiplshomer
Using an opener this early in the season is certainly a choice
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I broke one of my own rules. I deleted a tweet. Just an absolutely egregious auto-correct of “they’re” to “there.” Apologies to everyone impacted.
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Sillyam Contreras Enjoyer retweeted
Replying to @DieselAndMe
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...okay?
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Sillyam Contreras Enjoyer retweeted
من ملعب البيسبول لفريق سان فرانسيسكو، اللعبة لم أفمهما لكن تحيا الجزائر 😁🇩🇿
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Sillyam Contreras Enjoyer retweeted
I really need to start embracing the other events happening during the summer in the Chicagoland outside of the mediocre MLB team that affects my mental health on a daily basis. Feels like I spend way too much energy on a team that doesn’t appear to hate losing as much as I do.
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Joe Kuhnel gives distinct Matt Albers vibes
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On the board! type tweet
a sac-fly from bregman brings in dansby.
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A big piece of our future is locked in ✍️   We've signed top-100 prospect Luis Lara to a seven-year deal through 2032 with Club options for 2033, 2034 and 2035
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