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People moaning about the drinks breaks but they're actually perfectly timed so you can grab another cold one out of the fridge and you don't miss any football 🍻⚽️
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Wtf
0 - Spain's Mikel Oyarzabal is the first player on record since 1966 to play the first 30 minutes of a FIFA World Cup match without touching the ball once.
Peripheral.
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Jun 14
A different level today 👏
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Jun 14
What a game of darts my god. That 170 from Littler was mental. Clutch as you like
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Jun 13
The world cup has never truly started until the selecao have got us going 👏
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Sam Turpin retweeted
Jun 3
If this doesn’t get you going, not sure owt will❤️
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May 29
All the best man. What a ride. When you were good, we were great. A good deal for all. What a player and still loads to unlock imo
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May 27
There'll be one 3 o'clock game on a saturday next season and it'll be Newcastle ffs. Kill me now.
May 27
NINE Premier League clubs will play European football next season
It’s a joint-record 👇
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May 27
So, he's not then? Or have I read that wrong? Wtf. What is going on with social media and football? It is literally ruined in every single aspect.
Martin Zubimendi is the first ever outfield player to win the Premier League while playing every single game in his debut season 🏆
(excluding the first season of the competition)
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May 25
Fucking hell I thought this the other night. The first couple of times with Usyk and Loma it worked. It's now been regurgitated and repeated so many times it's so boring. It also gets said when it doesn't need to be. Usyk lost a round and he was 'downloading' lol.
Boxing fans! I promise you, stop listening to these frauds who’ve never boxed. They haven’t got a clue they just repeat what they hear… “downloading data” is the latest one… ask them what it actually feels like. And PLEASE! Broadcasters, use the boxers!
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May 24
I couldn't be bothered to tweet about it and get involved last night but what happened in Giza is exactly why I have fallen out of love with the sweet science. It's why I do not watch boxing anywhere near what I used to. Proper crap that.
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May 24
Usyk looked terrible. Turki was embarrassing - as usual. The boards were ashamed for putting it on. The ref. The promoters. Honestly a shambles.
What a production and setting though lol. Outrageous 😂
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Sam Turpin retweeted
May 23
Never change Oliver McBurnie. 😭🖤🧡
Joffy’s via insta- 📸 #HCAFC
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May 23
Every football league and Fa official can't believe their luck here 🤣
A sigh of relief is understatement of the century
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May 22
You can't even get a world cup squad announcement without it being leaked the day before. Another thing in football that has been ruined. Crap.
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May 21
Best parody out there.
What a weird geezer. He's going on mute now. Pathetic the man.
May 21
LEWIS HALL
I’m not blaming Eddie Howe entirely for Lewis Hall missing out on the World Cup, because Tuchel should have enough of a brain to not be influenced by Eddie Howe’s stupid decision to drop Lewis Hall for Dan Burn.
But does anyone think Hall being dropped for Burn right before World Cup call ups, has HELPED Lewis Hall!?
Eddie chose to drop Hall and pick Burn at the MOST crucial point in the season right before the squad was announced. Of course that hurt his chances. The fact is Burn is going, Hall is not and that decision is perfectly in line with the choice Howe himself made.
Hall has been in our top 3 players this season and yet Eddie chose to single one mistake out and drop him, then when he did select him again, Burn was still given the starting left back spot over him and he was stuck at right back where he’d never even played before.
I wouldn’t mind if Eddie showed the same ruthlessness with the likes of Jacob Murphy or Dan Burn etc but no matter how poorly they play it doesn’t make a difference. Eddie’s decision has hurt one of his most talented players careers.
I would fully understand Lewis Hall demanding a transfer away from Eddie this summer, as along with Woltemade, he’s absolute fucked 2 of our best young talents this year. This is absolutely scandalous treatment from both Tuchel & Howe.
#NUFC
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