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I will comment on, like, and/or repost content from all accounts that follow me. For those that don't, probably not. 🤷🏻♂️
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Nope. They haven’t realized that Antifa means anti-fascist and that when they call us Antifa they’re admitting they’re fascists. 😂🤭
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Ask Assclowns like this to produce or shut the fuck up and their first instinct is to block. 😂😆😝
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If I ever compete in an event with a hundred plus entrants and still manage to finish stone-cold last, I’ll be hanging up my cleats and looking for a new hobby 🤷🏻♂️
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I think God has a great sense of humour. Donald's trying to have a big birthday bash and God's like "I have some presents for you," and sent scorching heat, torrential rain, a bug infestation, and possibly hail and also a tornado. I'm counting on lightning and an earthquake.
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This is what the late John F Kennedy would have done if he was still alive when Trump’s name was removed from the Kennedy Center!
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Going from Obama to Trump was like going from a Harvard Law Degree to a Squirrell Recognition Certificate.
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Donald Trump’s name is no longer on the Kennedy Center… but it’s still in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.
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Senator John Kennedy is a joke. He's nothing but a fraud. The guy attended Oxford and was a Rhodes Scholar.
His "aw shucks" stupid act only works because he's smart enough to know how stupid Fox viewers and his voters are.
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BREAKING: NYT Confirms Trump Is Supervising Kennedy Center Tarp Removal As His Agents Appear to Be Indicating It May Stay Up Indefinitely—Effectively Taking *Kennedy's* Name Off the Center As Well As Trump's in One of the Most Petty and Vindictive Acts Ever Taken By Any President
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Trump's UFC match is like a gladiator match for a king. Except the king is a jelly donut with an IQ of a donut hole. And the match is between fighters who'll make millions for themselves, their promotor, and the jelly king. While the people get nothing but war and a moldy pool.
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KEEP IT COMING, MOTHER NATURE‼️ Rain out that trashy, tacky spectacle‼️
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AFAF…why weren’t Charlie and Ashli invited to Trump’s birthday bash? 🤔
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First pride month where he hasn't been homophobic
#CharlieKirk
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Aside from desecrating the White House, you’re making MARINES stand there at attention for fucking dirt bikes?
You disrespectful, toxic Nazis are going to get destroyed.
Everyone in this white trash mafia has marked themselves for life.
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They removed his name from the Kennedy Center over 12 hours ago. So why is the wall still covered with tarps?? Is he going to just make them keep the tarps up indefinitely because his fragile ego can't handle millions of people celebrating? What a piece of shit coward.
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