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Jun 1
june is about to be unhinged.
🟢 tomorrow — Marathon Season 2 live at 11AM MT. going live the second servers are up
🎁 Twitch Drops active — free loot just for watching
📺 State of Play watch party @ 3PM MT
📺 Summer Game Fest June 5
📺 Xbox Showcase June 7
🐢 something else coming later this month...
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Every. Damn. Time.
Im just confused as to what more Im supposed to be doing, how do people do solo fill and not immediately internally combust
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I just do solo at this point, rather than random fill with a trio.
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Rest in Peace, King.
This one hurts
youtu.be/SAtHU1ktJTs
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Every day I use this app, I genuinely feel like a genius.
Should the Ocarina of Time remake be fully open world, or stay more linear like the original?
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Vault of Glass
if you were to pick one encounter to show/explain why destiny raids and dungeons are so cool to someone who has never played, what would you pick
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Turtle_Proxy retweeted
greatest thief edit i’ve ever seen holy shit
huge shoutout to sans_seraph__ on ig for sending me the video🫶
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Jun 13
HOLDIN THE LINE AND CLUTCHIN UP
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if i was a runner (with no physical body) my online presence would be even more insufferable
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Jun 13
ermm signal jammer doesnt stop snare mine ☝️🤓
the humble teammate chilling under the enemy mine:
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Jun 12
If an assassin ran at me with a destroyer shield I would quit to menu so fast.
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Jun 13
This is so funny for absolutely no reason
Jun 11
Glowing green symbol on the door so the retarded player doesn't get lost. Grunts floating right above the ground so the retarded player doesn't miss them. Cortana babytalking the retarded player.
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Jun 13
Bros seriously acting like he never got flown out to Bungie or received any special treatment for keeping Destiny 2 alive
Jun 12
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Jun 13
There hasnt been official communication on this but the arsenal box has been disabled because its “bugged”
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Jun 13
New thing bad. Only old thing good. Old thing familiar. New thing scary.
Jun 12
It’s not even a remake at this point, it’s just a glorified Infinite forge custom game
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