I tweet, therefore I am. To some people, I'm a pet parakeet. To others, I'm a pet peeve.

Joined October 2012
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17 Jun 2025
BREAKING NEWS: Club Penguin is alive!! I had the opportunity to visit Disney HQ in California and found Sensei and a puffle on an official silhouette wall
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characters that NEED to returnšŸ‘‡
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Jun 11
ok that is diabolical
You can now get Papa John’s Garlic Sauce at Walmart. The game has changed forever
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GRAY HULK IS A MYTH šŸ‘€ #SPIDERMANBRANDNEWDAY
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MORE SEAWEED MEDLEY, DEAR?
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help this is so funny😭
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In honor of Toy Story 5 release on the 18th I’ll be GIVING AWAY this amazing pop! All you have to do is like and repost this tweet! X is the community that helped me out so much when I first got into @OriginalFunko so it’s my turn to give back! U.S. only! Winner picked the 18th!
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Vintage 1960s Little Chicken Pez dispenser
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Replying to @brookstweetz
I haven’t seen the new movie yet- he’s obviously grown since Clown Wars I assume.
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Thinking about when my dad tried to take a passport photo but accidentally pressed the muppet button
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I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan ā€œI votedā€ sticker design contest
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This absolutely insane Christmas ornament I saw today
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team call
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The state of our healthcare system
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Jun 3
a gay bully: "gimme your brunch money"
Community note
Stolen tweet for engagement. Against ToS x.com/reesehavocnyc help.x.com/en/rules-and-p…
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This commercial from 2008 where an Ewok slingshots some random guy in a park is legitimately one of the funniest pieces of Star Wars media that I think I've watched.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are living in very strange times. PokƩmon cards are available at the Rainforest Cafe. So very strange.
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ALT Uh Meow GIF

i read this idiot’s post and thought ā€œhey, i wonder what this company does.ā€ Clicked and burst out laughing
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shes too predictable 😭😭😭
I think Taylor's gonna post something like "I was 6 years old when I first saw Toy Story, so when I had the opportunity to feature on the soundtrack for Toy Story 5 at 36, I had to take it! And of course, you can't spell Toy Story without TS šŸ˜‰"
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Let’s Do Another Giveaway!!! Here is a chance to win this Awesome Luke Skywalker Funko Pop. Just Like, Follow, and Repost for a chance to win. Winner will be selected June 5th!!!
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