Channelling the spirit of the late great commentator. Parody.
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6 Dec 2020
Peter Alliss, the Voice of Golf. Rest in Peace m'lad.
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May 24
Take a day off Stephen, there’s a good chap.
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You have a wonderful talent you’re a magnificent golfer. What else would you like to achieve?
I want to grow my YouTube channel.
Wonderful.
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Apr 30
I’m looking forward to golf returning to the status quo. LIV will be no longer, and we get to see the best players compete against each other yet again. Maybe the returning players might recapture some of that spark prior to heading into the semi retirement in the Saudi circus.
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Apr 29
I do think young Justin’s new clubsare a little unorthodox. Splendid.
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Apr 25
If dear Jim Furyk gets his backside handed to him on a plate in Adare Manor, don’t expect him to do a Humphrey Bogart and state “We’ll always have Paris”. Splendid.
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Apr 21
It's quite amazing that some people don't get the point. I'm not saying one player is better than the other, there are other tours outside of the USA, by Jove. They also award prize money after four rounds of tournament play. They also have caddies employed.
Apr 18
Let’s completely omit Rory’s DP wins and earnings. Splendid.
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Apr 18
Let’s completely omit Rory’s DP wins and earnings. Splendid.
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Apr 15
Breaking; 57 golfers on the verge of losing their livelihoods as LIV golf faces extinction. One of those poor unfortunate players interviewed while on his Gulfstream V said he’s not sure how he’ll manage to make ends meet and may have to off load his beach house in the Hamptons.
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Apr 14
Breaking; far right golf cockheads actively seeking embargo on Rory McIlroy playing any golf prior to the 4 major tournaments. Remarkable.
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Apr 13
Rory is now in the 30-6 club. Thirty PGA Tour wins and six majors.
Jack
Tiger
Phil
Rory
Arnie
Snead
Watson
Hogan
Hagen
Sarazen
Insane company.
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Apr 13
Five minutes of unsubstantiated and ill-informed drivel, by Jove.
Apr 13
Did Rory McIlroy have an "unfair advantage" in the Masters Tournament? 🤔
@stephenasmith and @WindhorstESPN weigh in on McIlroy's back-to-back wins 🏆
Community note
All players invited to the Masters can arrange pre-tournament practice rounds at Augusta National. Rory McIlroy did not have exclusive access unavailable to others, contrary to claims in this segment.
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Apr 12
A tradition like no other, Sergio still in there getting reprimanded. Remarkable.
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Apr 12
Woman Walking in an Exotic Forest, by Henri Rousseau, 1905, @garrett_TFE
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Apr 12
Another peerless performance by youn McIlroy, more impressive than last year, when the going got tough he just put his head down and battled. Quite splendid.
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Apr 12
Rory should insist on past champion Pat Reed to present him with his 2nd green jacket. Wonderful.
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The pace of play has been refreshing today, no faffing about just players getting up and hitting it. Lovely.
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Past #Masters champions on their knees praying for a Rory victory, look at that wine selection. Surely he’ll rinse and repeat.
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Apr 10
When I went back to back….
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Apr 12
An up and down week for young Hatong Li, a dose of the two bob bits on Thursday, and a case of the Bo Dereks on 13 on Sunday. Remarkable.
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Apr 12
Cameron Young hit his 7 iron on 15 over 220, the Astronauts didn’t go that far, remarkable.
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