Aunt Mable, X's Original Banana Influencer! Just A Farm Girl Who Likes Billionaires & Bananas, Not Necessarily In That Order Kiddos....

Joined May 2023
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Good afternoon Xer's! Trav & I are just finishin' up our pre-game warm up's and are gettin' ready to take a quickie banana break before the game! That's right, Taylor, I said it! It's been 2 Sundays in a row now that I've gone without bein' tackled. With that in mind, here are my official picks for today, and ifn I'm wrong, please, please feel free to tackle me kiddos! Los Angles over Philadelphia, The Broncos beat The Jets, & Arizona edges out Cincinnati! I'll just be here waitin' to be tackled.... πŸˆπŸ˜‹πŸŒ
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May I please get 2 followers to copy and re-post this? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. #SuicidePrevention 1-800-273-8255 or 988 Just two. Any two. Copy, not repost.
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Hay @elonmusk, what's a girl gotta do to get a pink CyberTractor around here? 😘
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Alrighty kiddos, caption this? Impress me, y'all do your worst.... πŸ˜‰
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Hey kiddos don't miss this year's Christmas blockbuster! In these trying times of terror and chaos, there's only one woman who can save us all.... * Blades of Glory II * The Mary Maga-Lynne Story Only on theaters this December.... πŸ˜‰ x.com/SelzerFX/status/170823…

30 Sep 2023
My favorite X-Men character
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Good mornin' Xer's! Hope y'all have had your bananas.... Who's Ready for some football? Keepin' in mind my tackle me ifn I'm wrong guarantee, I'm only makin' 2 official picks this week, the Broncos over the Bears & the Chargers over the Raiders! Right Bobby? So, who y'all rootin' for today?
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2 more correct picks! What's a girl gotta do to get herself tackled on Sunday around here, kiddos? πŸ™„
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What would y'all do? Askin' for a friend.... πŸ€” x.com/CatchUpFeed/status/170…

2 Oct 2023
Parenting, or lack thereof.
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Hey kiddos, sum up your week with a gif? I'll start.... πŸˆπŸ˜‰πŸ’¨

ALT hot tub fart GIF

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Hey boys, I need it & I need it bad! πŸ˜‰
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The cow's are a callin' & I got bananas to peel, goodnight Xer's! Y'all remember to eat your bananas & spanks for playin'! One last thing before I go kiddos, drop 'em if ya got 'em.... πŸŒπŸ˜˜πŸ’¨
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Hey Xer's, thanks to the hot tip from @HotRob420 on last night's game, I got all 3 of yesterday's picks right, so I didn't get tackled, not one single time yesterday! 😠 So I'm only makin' 2 official picks for next week, 'n I'm makin' em right here & now.... Keepin' in mind your Aunt Mable really needs to get tackled kiddos, I'm predictin', that after a team trip to @CasaBonita for Tuesday night tacos @SeanPayton & the Denver @Broncos will wipe the field with @justnfields & the @ChicagoBears! Finally Big Banana Bobby & I are all in on the Los Angeles @chargers kickin' the Las Vegas @Raiders butts! Right Bobby? Right? πŸ˜‰

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Breaking: After felony gun changes are filled against Hunter Biden, the Big Guy names VP Harris as new Gun Czar, knowing she'll be just as effective in this role as she's been as Border Czar! Thoughts kiddos? Asking for a friend.... πŸ€”
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So, do y'all think @SeanPayton & The @Broncos should be too im-bare-assed to show up at @CasaBonita for Tuesday Night Tacos? Asking for a friend, kiddos.... πŸ˜‰

ALT South Park Casa Bonita GIF by South Park

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Gooooood Mornin' Xer's! Bananas & Bongs.... Who's Ready for some football? Who's your picks for today? I'm going Green Bay early, Arizona late game & I'm takin' Big Banana Bobby's pick for tonight's game, GO STEELERS! Y'all know my guarantee, feel free to tackle me, ifn I'm wrong! πŸˆπŸŒπŸ˜˜πŸ’¨
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