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Two Daft Yanks @TwoDaftYanks

The only EPL podcast you used to need featuring Chad Smith and Corey Chatelain. Now just here for the banter and the Man United schadenfreude.

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I wrote this 9 years ago about @CuracaoFutbol and today they play in the World Cup 🔥 thesefootballtimes.co/2017/0…

The rise of football in Curaçao and the influence of Patrick Kluivert

One might think that the group stage of the CONCACAF Gold Cup was a complete failure for Curaçao. The Gold Cup newcomers accumulated zero points after

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BKBloodRaven @Stormborn_Bk
Jun 12
Alexi Lalas for me just shows the problems of soccer in America. America is a diverse country with very talented and educated people on the game But Fox continues to give us this average player from 30yrs ago cause he appeals to Middle America Trump supporters
InAllKindsOfWeather.com
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Jun 12
Did Alexi Lalas just say “wanker” on national TV 😂😂😂
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Canada needs to put on Crosby, McDavid and MacKinnon to chase this goal
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RT @ManagerTactical: Why was Alexi Lalas left out this segment?
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Chad Smith @Chadwicks22
19 Nov 2025
I wrote this some years ago and they've finally done it. Congratulations @CuracaoFutbol on qualifying for the World Cup. thesefootballtimes.co/2017/0…

The rise of football in Curaçao and the influence of Patrick Kluivert

One might think that the group stage of the CONCACAF Gold Cup was a complete failure for Curaçao. The Gold Cup newcomers accumulated zero points after

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Lawrence Dockery @ldock93
7 Jul 2025
If it hurt the players at home, they wouldn't be at home
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3four3
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11 Jun 2025
The reality is that 1 MLS player on the #USMNT is too much. 3 is criminal. Put 6 on the field and you have a rec team.
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The same FIFA officials complaining about the hot weather in the US for the Club World Cup and the World Cup also told us they could play the World Cup in Qatar during the summer.
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Lawrence Dockery @ldock93
29 Jun 2025
Max Arfsten is absolute garbage
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MLS player shitting the bed. I'm shocked.
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This is an absolute joke
U.S. Soccer
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1 Mar 2025
"We want soccer to be the most accessible sport in the country." #USSoccerAGM25
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Everyone knows that access to soccer in the USA at all levels depends on one thing. Money.
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Ready for some Poch ball
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Spurs Enjoyer @FatGuardiola
19 Aug 2024
No way @USANetwork just said Villa vs Arsenal is a London Derby in a commercial 😭😭 whoever approved that commercial needs to be fired
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Ross Mandel @AlexJonesPhone
18 Aug 2024
Hey,@NBCSportsSoccer . You might wanna stop billing Villa vs Arsenal as a “London derby” and stop saying that Arsenal will take on their “crosstown rivals” Aston Villa. Good lord. Just saw an ad on NBC saying exactly that. Clowns! #PremierLeague
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Dirty Footballer 👊
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19 Aug 2024
The MLS isn’t a real league 😭😂

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Is NBC drunk? A commercial for Villa vs Arsenal and billing it as a London Derby? 🤣🤣🤣
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USMNT NATION @USMNTvsHaters
8 Aug 2024
So USSF basically wanted to let people know that Mikey Varas will be interim coach for the Sept camp but to not disappoint everyone, they throw out a big name coach like Mauricio Pochettino first 😂
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The Athletic
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8 Aug 2024
Former Tottenham and Chelsea head coach Mauricio Pochettino is a top target for the U.S. men’s national team opening, sources tell @PaulTenorio. Pochettino is seen by some as the favorite in the pool, and U.S. Soccer is engaged in conversations with his camp.

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