Professional golf at an amateur level. @TigerWoods laughed at my meme on @FallonTonight. True Story.
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Pretty cool to see your hero laugh at your dumb meme on late night tv
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Anyone out there want us to plan a golf trip for you for free? Hit us up.
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Hi it’s me. I’m that guy 🤣🤣
"We'll just play 36 a day."
Every golf trip has that guy.
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When the group in front finally lets you play through and you cold shank one with everyone watching
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Let Bryson play the weekend from the forward tees and see if he can break 70
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Golf makes so much sense bc you can take relief from a sprinkler head in the rough and drop it in the fairway without penalty but if you’re a literal second late to a tee time it’s 2 strokes
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No low am. No other defending champion. Just Rory, Fred and Jim.
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Rory using a regular length sand wedge to win the masters
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Or just hit bombs over the trees into the next fairway and it doesn’t matter
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Scottie first guy to go bogey free on the weekend at the masters since 1942 lol
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Hearing roars all across Augusta and cbs showing us pine trees
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At least they showed it and told us it was a moment ago
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It’s 2026 and we don’t have a clue where Rory’s drive is on 15
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“My friend over there thinks you’re cute”
The friend:
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One of the best parts of the masters is still the manual leaderboard updates and patrons going wild. Not sure kids today understand that’s what life was like before cell phones
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Jack: the secret on 12 is to aim at the left side of the front bunker
Rory: no way man, you’re old. I’m gonna go right at it
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